Random Thought Thread

speaking of Matt Gregory, I met him in a dream once. He was crouched in a tree, ready to pounce- and then an eerie smile spread slowly across his face. Slowly, but inevitably, the smile widened until the top of his head popped off, and a crimson stream spurted from the arteries which the smile tore asunder. As the flow subsided, a baby goat head began to emerge from the stump, and as it did it, it started to transform into a pony which very quickly grew to full size and split the remaining Matt Gregory carcass in two- the entrails and stuff spilling upon the soil and nourishing the tree. As the pony climbed down from the tree, it winked at me. Then it tore its face off and revealed itself to be none other than Nathan Carothers.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose!" - Lorien, probably
 
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