Random Thought Thread

[Mendoman]

I see daggers and choppers but how’s that axe coming along. You can put all the boogers you want on mine but I wouldn’t think you would do a BAD MOTHER FUCKER like that.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

I see daggers and choppers but how’s that axe coming along. You can put all the boogers you want on mine but I wouldn’t think you would do a BAD MOTHER FUCKER like that.
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That's the woox forte right? Shame about the handle

 

[SwarthyGnome]

I see daggers and choppers but how’s that axe coming along. You can put all the boogers you want on mine but I wouldn’t think you would do a BAD MOTHER FUCKER like that.
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I bet yoko and tater tits could buff that out.

 

[Mendoman]

That's the woox forte right? Shame about the handle

Yes it is a Woox Forte. It gets beat on pretty hard. The handles are on the thin side but this is the first one I’ve broken. I should probably get a beefer one but I’ll probably just get the replacement they sell for it.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Yes it is a Woox Forte. It gets beat on pretty hard. The handles are on the thin side but this is the first one I’ve broken. I should probably get a beefer one but I’ll probably just get the replacement they sell for it.

I've heard good things about that axe. I like that the poll is hardened.

 

[Mendoman]

I've heard good things about that axe. I like that the poll is hardened.

Yes. I like that it’s hardened and extends out pretty far. It’s good for pounding wedges in back cuts. It’s lighter than most guys would normally use but it’s a trade off. I like it overall. Some aspects of it are better than other axes I have and some are not quite as good. But it is a good comfortable weight that can do most things pretty well.

 

[bluemax_1]

I see daggers and choppers but how’s that axe coming along. You can put all the boogers you want on mine but I wouldn’t think you would do a BAD MOTHER FUCKER like that.
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Sheesh… what’d I tell ya about trying to take down Yggdrasil with a common axe?

 

[yoko]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

 

[Jabrni]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Glad to hear he’s okay. Can’t imagine getting that call.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Damn

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Glad he’s ok.

Would the new car have a “hot wheels” decal on the sides?

 

[Big DJ]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

I'm glad she's ok, our oldest daughter was a trainwreck with multiple accidents and tickets but thankfully has outgrown it as far as we can tell.......

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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Oh look! Are those choppers?!?

I think it's pretty funny how he's trying to make us believe that those just magically showed up.

Pretty clever marketing campaign.

The 3v gnomes dropped them off last night while the shop was closed...

I'll buy it

 

[bluemax_1]

I'm glad she's ok, our oldest daughter was a trainwreck with multiple accidents and tickets but thankfully has outgrown it as far as we can tell.......

Worked with a Gen Z gal who did something similar. 3 cars totaled in less than 2 years.

After showing me a pic of the latest totaled car (somehow uninjured in all incidents), I told her I found her a new car.





*** women are so violent. You don’t see guys hitting people over a joke

 

[Lorien]

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Sharpening these daggers is absolutely nerve-racking.

I might actually throw up before I get this done

the pole is hardened.

 

[clinton1]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Thankfully he’s alright! Wow….

 

[Retired UPS Driver]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Thank God he’s ok

 

[beeinak]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Very glad he is okay.

 

[SpyderPhreak]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Yeesh. Kids. Glad he’s OK!

 

[JJ_Colt45]

Thank God he's okay.... but my youngest totaled his 3rd car in under 3 years.......

I don't know if he thinks he's gifting me some thing by wrecking cars............

But he's not

I should paint his next car bright pink and then wrap it in bubble wrap

Glad he's ok! ... I see a fuchsia colored Prius in his future.