Random Thought Thread

[Nathan the Machinist]

I should clarify that, this forum is supposed to be PG-13

Meaning, as a general rule, we should not use foul language

I'm only saying "fuck off and die" because that is the correct technical term.

"Fuck off" meaning: "absorb two or three rounds of 556"

And "die" meaning: "die"

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Nate's growing list of FOAD

Pretty much any flying insect. Honey bees get a pass if they can be chill

Coyotes. Because they ate my cat and attack my dog.

Squirrels. Because they tear up my house and truck and tried to burn down the shop.

Mice. Sea above.

Rabbits. They eat my tomatoes and attract coyotes.

Deer. You have to kill them before they will let you eat them.

Skunks. FOAD


Nate's shrinking list of animals that I won't shoot:

Birds of prey such as hawks and owls. They are, somehow, even more hateful than me

Opossum. They eat ticks

Frogs and toads. They eat mosquitoes.

Raccoons. Haven't crossed the line. Yet.

Foxes. See above

Neighbors. See above

 

[Mendoman]

Animals are certainly judged by what they eat around here. Reptiles, excluding poisonous, are all more than welcome. I’ll take snakes over mice any time. Unfortunately my dog doesn’t discriminate. If it moves and doesn’t belong to us it should die in his opinion.

 

[Jsega51]

You know, I can respect that. I have similar triggers. Grown men that call fixed blades ‘fixies’, or Westinghouse micarta ‘westy’.

Oh hell no, those make me angry too, just reading your post made me go outside and stab a shovel into the ground!

Edit by moderator: Damn!

 

[jlauffer]

Opossum. They eat ticks

The Tick Eating Power of the Opossum – True or False?

We wish that opossums were more helpful eliminating ticks and helping decrease tick-born illnesses, but the tick eating power of the opossum is false.

www.mosquitosquad.com

 

[SharpBits]

Oh hell no, those make me angry too, just reading your post made me go outside and stab a shovel into the ground!

Shovely?

 

[Synov]

You know, I can respect that. I have similar triggers. Grown men that call fixed blades ‘fixies’, or Westinghouse micarta ‘westy’.

I’ll go back and edit my post.


I will now expect everyone else to go back through their posts and remove ‘fixie’ and ‘westy’.

I'll make sure to do that, Matty.

 

[Blues]

Did anyone mentions "drop shutty" because that really makes me clench my teeth...dumb MFs.

If they'd only shut uppy.

 

[Richard338]

I don't worry about drop shutty folders.
I've got a fixie returning home with new pants today.

 

[Blues]

I don't worry about drop shutty folders.
I've got a fixie returning home with new pants today.

So, you're looking for the deluxe one month ban...but can you afford it?

 

[Synov]

I don't worry about drop shutty folders.
I've got a fixie returning home with new pants today.

Westie pants? YOLO

 

[Matthew Gregory]

I'll make sure to do that, Matty.

Strangely, that’s never bothered me. My buddy Joey calls me that.

 

[KnifeVice]

I think I'm becoming a more hateful person as I get older. Less tolerant.

I have now added skunks to the list of things that can fuck off and die

I’m with you 100%. My dog got sprayed by a skunk and I spent 6 evenings out in the yard trying to lure it back in before I finally got to shoot it. I was gonna shoot that little asshole if it took six months.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Oh hell no, those make me angry too, just reading your post made me go outside and stab a shovel into the ground!

Edit by moderator: Damn!

Awesome

I will include that in my arsenal of non-alcoholic coping mechanisms.

 

[Lorien]

I don't worry about drop shutty folders.
I've got a fixie returning home with new pants today.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Strangely, that’s never bothered me. My buddy Joey calls me that.

I can't say what we call you, around here, due to the PG-13 limitations

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I’m with you 100%. My dog got sprayed by a skunk and I spent 6 evenings out in the yard trying to lure it back in before I finally got to shoot it. I was gonna shoot that little asshole if it took six months.

Any pointers? I need some new technique here

 

[Pàdruig]

My adopted dad once scooped up a skunk in a plastic trash bag and proceeded to drown it in the way he usually drowned critters that displeased him.

I'm pretty sure the skunk had the last laugh.

 

[Murphjd25]

I love this ZT I got from yoko !!! It’s so drop shutty smooth!!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

^ see? I never realized that phrase could even affect me but now I have ulcerative colitis now