Random Thought Thread

[jlauffer]

 

[Murphjd25]

Lol this is deep

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Ummm...... I'm gonna go back to cleaning under my fridge.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

My uncle measured the rack of that deer today and unofficially it scored 162

 

[dericdesmond]

Happy Birthday Past and Present Jarheads! Thank you for being such BAMFS and holding down the fort

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Three guesses where my ancestors are from.

 

[SolarStorm50]

 

[ferider]

Three guesses where my ancestors are from.

You believe Celt, I'm guessing, but in reality - just like Nate - you want a pony, too (Parthian).

 

[Synov]

Help me and Jo settle a debate

I argue that, a marshmallow only actually tastes like marshmallow once you toast it.

Jo, argues that I am retarded

Which one of us is right?

Marshmallow root tastes sweet and earthy. Modern marshmallows are made with gelatin and vanilla instead of marshmallow root so neither raw marshmallows nor toasted marshmallows taste like marshmallow anymore. So you're both wrong.

Please no boogers.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Michael Jordan is surprisingly inarticulate for a UNC graduate.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Fuggin UNC Chapel Hill.

Buncha friggin liberals

smug

Think they're better than everybody else

(because, by most measurable matrix, they are)

I hate them so much

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

^ NC State grad

(we know way more about things like tractors than they do)

 

[SharpBits]

^ NC State grad

(we know way more about things like tractors than they do)

Don't forget forklifts!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Pretty sure I could not actually get into UNC chapel Hill

Hell I'm not sure I could get it back into NC State again

According to chat gbt:

Average SAT scores:

1350-1520 for UNC Chapel Hill

1240-1450 for NC State

However, the other presidential candidate graduated from Howard University:

1050-1250 for Howard University

And I figure, if you're smart enough to be eligible to run for the presidency, you're smart enough to work on a tractor

Crap I forgot what I was talking about. What was my train of thought again?

Oh yeah, Michael Jordan. He was really good at basketball. Like crazy good.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I wonder how much it would cost to have Michael Jordan change the oil in my tractor

Because I didn't change it this year

And I don't remember changing it last year either

 

[yoko]

Michael Jordan has ADHD

Pretty impressive how he could hyper focus on things

 

[jlauffer]

I did terrible on the SAT (and the pre-SAT, so at least was consistent), but luckily did really good on the Physics and English Achievement tests (whatever they were called).

 

[Blues]

I went to an opthalmologist in Miami for an eye infection. He had some photos of the 1960 Olympics on the wall, which I still remembered from my youth.

I said, "Hey, Doc, is that you?" It was.

He was one of the last of the really fast white guys from the Olympics in the 100 meter. He very well might have won but for a slip...

Have a read. Amazing life.

He was a DUKE graduate. (Everyone around here hates Duke and roots UNC or State for the most part.)

(I had really good SAT scores...and I still ended up a failure. LOL)

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Edit by Nate:

Jo says I am not funny