Random Thought Thread

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Truth

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I am holding the mystical sphere
It's direct from Lhasa
Where people are rolling in the snow
Far from the world we know

Children we have it right here
It's the light in my eyes
It's perfection and grace
It's the smile on my face

Tonight when I chase the dragon
The water will change to cherry wine
And the silver will turn to gold

You shouldn't have tried heroin

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Today I was working on the last assignment of the capstone project for my M.B.A. I was supposed to be reflecting on the course competencies from each class I've taken and how they helped me in the capstone business simulation and will help me in my future career.

What I came up with:

"Inventory is an asset, like cash. So if I spend $845 in cash on this Hinderer Signature Series BPU XM-18 for DLT's Twelve Days of Christmas, I've already had two people say they'll buy it from me if I manage to get one, which means it's a highly liquid asset, so it qualifies as a current asset. So buying this knife is the same as a cash equivalent, and my financial statements will fundamentally not change at all with this purchase."

Best use of learning from business school, impeccable reasoning.

Unfortunately I was not fast enough and so it became a moot point, but now I've submitted my final assignment and am DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL.

Hey congrats dude. I hope that it works out for you.

 

[oldmanwilly]

Today I was working on the last assignment of the capstone project for my M.B.A. I was supposed to be reflecting on the course competencies from each class I've taken and how they helped me in the capstone business simulation and will help me in my future career.

What I came up with:

"Inventory is an asset, like cash. So if I spend $845 in cash on this Hinderer Signature Series BPU XM-18 for DLT's Twelve Days of Christmas, I've already had two people say they'll buy it from me if I manage to get one, which means it's a highly liquid asset, so it qualifies as a current asset. So buying this knife is the same as a cash equivalent, and my financial statements will fundamentally not change at all with this purchase."

Best use of learning from business school, impeccable reasoning.

Unfortunately I was not fast enough and so it became a moot point, but now I've submitted my final assignment and am DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL.

As a lawyer who works with institutional lenders, Hinderer knives are their #1 preferred species of collateral. Buy more of them. Buy LOTS more of them.

Also, CONGRATULATIONS on finally being done with grad school!! Now you can finally get a job!