Random Thought Thread

[Nathan the Machinist]

If it needs that, it shouldn’t be eaten

Shouldn't be, wouldn't be, couldn't be... Whatever. It's a tactical spoon Max.

A HIGH SPEED, LOW DRAG, TACTICAL SPOON

Jo got some ice cream for our snow-in.

It's really cold and I've bent my spoon and now I'm experiencing current traumatic stress disorder because I need better spoons

This is really hard for me right now and I appreciate your understanding while I go through this difficult period, where I am trying to eat my ice cream but my spoon is bent.

Prey for me

 

[SharpBits]

Do it! Basic, Signature, and FB versions!

 

[Fonedork]

Man I have a Cutco ice cream scoop and they told me the alloy of the metal of the scoop like causes the ice cream to melt in its path.

 

[SharpBits]

Man I have a Cutco ice cream scoop and they told me the alloy of the metal of the scoop like causes the ice cream to melt in its path.

Those uranium alloy spoons are the bomb!

 

[Hammer67]

I want a "Spiv" - half spoon, half shiv. All fuller.

 

[Richard338]

Weather looks nice in Seattle. I had to dig a path to the BBQ.

 

[fnordmorph]

Those uranium alloy spoons are the bomb!

I was once employed in a place that felt it necessary to distribute a memo with the words 'Do not ingest these samples' at the end of a list of things not to do with depleted uranium.

And I had such grand plans...

 

[Mendoman]

Cut the ice cream with a knife. When I get a pint for the wife and myself, I just cut it in half with a chef knife, put it in a bowl and peel the carton away. I’m sure you have access to better ice cream cutters than I do. Think outside of the carton.

 

[bluemax_1]

Cut the ice cream with a knife. When I get a pint for the wife and myself, I just cut it in half with a chef knife, put it in a bowl and peel the carton away. I’m sure you have access to better ice cream cutters than I do. Think outside of the carton.

Oooo…

“How many knives do you need?!!!”

“THAT one’s a wire cutter. THIS one’s an ice cream divider, dear”

 

[oldmanwilly]

Spice it up. Strip Mah Jong.

Ok, so I've lost every round. Now I'm the only one naked and it's 18 degrees outside. I'm changing my username to frightened turtle and it's all your fault.

Hey Nostradamus, you got any more brilliant ideas?

 

[bluemax_1]

Ok, so I've lost every round. Now I'm the only one naked and it's 18 degrees outside. I'm changing my username to frightened turtle and it's all your fault.

Hey Nostradamus, you got any more brilliant ideas?

Name and avatar change?

 

[oldmanwilly]

Name and avatar change?

View attachment 3087293

 

[jlauffer]

 

[Blues]

Sam Adams wouldn't approve.

 

[jlauffer]

Sam Adams wouldn't approve.

But I always have hot chocolate after clearing the driveway.

 

[Blues]

Well, tradition is tradition.

 

[ferider]

Ok, so I've lost every round. Now I'm the only one naked and it's 18 degrees outside. I'm changing my username to frightened turtle and it's all your fault.

Hey Nostradamus, you got any more brilliant ideas?

Here is a Valentine's card idea for you:

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I need to make a Delta 3V ice cream scoop. A high speed low drag tactical spoon capable of cutting through high hardness ice cream without damage

Make sure it has an exposed pommel for Smashing the lid off