Random Thought Thread

Can you still turn into a car?


I get embarrassed sometimes when kids today see how dumb the stuff was that we used to watch when we were kids.

I remember being a little kid. Watching the ThunderCats cartoon on tv. And something happened and my twin brother said "yay!" And I turned and looked at him and realized how lame the show was and how we were lame by proxy.

Here is a bad haiku

ThunderCats cartoon,
Brother Jon squeals, “Yay!”—I cringe;
and boy becomes man.
 
Meh at least it wasn't gay. The stuff today is extremely gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Actually, looking back on it. It was extremely gay.

Nevermind
Brokeback Mountain is gay too.But somehow it comes across as way more brutal stuff than most of the content out there right now, doesn’t it?

What the hell was I even talking about?



Brutal gayness?...
 
By the way, I actually think that in a certain sense, you shouldn’t deny or be ashamed of the cringe.


You’ve gotta, like, manfully accept it all — drink the whole cup, down to the last drop, that it actually happened to you.


Like: because of the sheer amount of embarrassing, stupid situations and pure cringe in my life, I consider myself a man of honest fate.


Is it dumb? Yeah.Did it happen? Well, it happened, so what?


And somehow that gives you this special aura.You know — that exact off-balance combination, something kinda like autism, that very specific mix:


Extremely high independence, solid self-confidence, and low IQ. (optionally ofc)

P.S
I really hate the word "aura", the current social networks have totally wrecked it... don't pay attention to that...
 
well I am a dummy, tells you I was so focused on the dang sales post and choppers I didnt even read it until now. Thanks.

I wasn't aware that anybody ever read any of it

I don't even know what's in there. I can't read.
 
Come to think of it, what would be even more fun, is vehicular hurdles.

Set up a half mile course with 1 foot high square concrete 1000lb hurdles. Either get the speed and timing right to jump the series of hurdles, or… 😅
Id pay per view this
 
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