Random Thought Thread

tinfoil hat timmy said:
I hope that the box was shut when it arrived.....
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When me, my lawyer and the middleman were preparing the paperwork for this blade,
first the transport company literally had a meltdown,
and then as it passed through a couple of European countries in transit, it caused absolute hysteria among the customs officers who actually saw it in person.

It took over 4 months, but in the end — it’s with me.

Yeah, they did open the box — but only to “verify”…
Verify what exactly? No idea.
My lawyer and the intermediary just declared it straight-up: yes, this is literally a sword, double-edged, and yes, it is extremely dangerous 😅
 
Moorik said:
When me, my lawyer and the middleman were preparing the paperwork for this blade,
first the transport company literally had a meltdown,
and then as it passed through a couple of European countries in transit, it caused absolute hysteria among the customs officers who actually saw it in person.

It took over 4 months, but in the end — it’s with me.

Yeah, they did open the box — but only to “verify”…
Verify what exactly? No idea.
My lawyer and the intermediary just declared it straight-up: yes, this is literally a sword, double-edged, and yes, it is extremely dangerous 😅
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YOU SHIPPED A K18 ACROSS EUROPE

That is wild
 
Pretty much thanks to my knife hobby, I’ve developed a superpower: I can carry pretty much anything, anywhere, from anywhere.

In reality, persistence on something can work real miracles.

Buuut!
Everything has to stay within the law!
So no printing money, Timmy…
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
I get embarrassed sometimes when kids today see how dumb the stuff was that we used to watch when we were kids.

I remember being a little kid. Watching the ThunderCats cartoon on tv. And something happened and my twin brother said "yay!" And I turned and looked at him and realized how lame the show was and how we were lame by proxy.

Here is a bad haiku

ThunderCats cartoon,
Brother Jon squeals, “Yay!”—I cringe;
and boy becomes man.
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Nathan the Machinist said:
Meh at least it wasn't gay. The stuff today is extremely gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Actually, looking back on it. It was extremely gay.

Nevermind
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rycen rycen would like a word





😁
 
Moorik said:
Pretty much thanks to my knife hobby, I’ve developed a superpower: I can carry pretty much anything, anywhere, from anywhere.

In reality, persistence on something can work real miracles.

Buuut!
Everything has to stay within the law!
So no printing money, Timmy…
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Well let's make a gun that ... or a .... um.... hmmmm.

Dammit. Thats all I got.
 
tinfoil hat timmy said:
Well let's make a gun that ... or a .... um.... hmmmm.

Dammit. Thats all I got.
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We could launch a crypto scam project: promise to tokenize something important like AI, say it’s the future, make a deal with a fund to load up at low market cap, run a farming season for our project through social media, then dilute the capitalization using bots and the team itself farming hard.

Our project launches with an extremely high market cap, and basically all the emission belongs to us. We artificially pump the price by 80%, pay a couple of popular Twitter people — they shill the token, people buy the coins that we’re essentially selling to them, while we offload at roughly 150× what all this cost us.

Then we do an exit pump, inflating the price again with some flashy announcement, just paying some fund to pretend we’re “working with them.”

And after that, using tons of VPNs and obfuscation, we dump the entire emission of our crypto trash, claiming “we got hacked by hackers.”

We’d make roughly 500–1000× on the money invested, and we only really need funds for fake partnerships and paying influencers for promo.

Then we cash out somewhere in a neutral offshore zone — buying and later selling real estate/yachts. (Look up how money laundering works that way.)



If I were a villain, I’d make millions doing exactly this
🙄
 
Moorik said:
We could launch a crypto scam project: promise to tokenize something important like AI, say it’s the future, make a deal with a fund to load up at low market cap, run a farming season for our project through social media, then dilute the capitalization using bots and the team itself farming hard.

Our project launches with an extremely high market cap, and basically all the emission belongs to us. We artificially pump the price by 80%, pay a couple of popular Twitter people — they shill the token, people buy the coins that we’re essentially selling to them, while we offload at roughly 150× what all this cost us.

Then we do an exit pump, inflating the price again with some flashy announcement, just paying some fund to pretend we’re “working with them.”

And after that, using tons of VPNs and obfuscation, we dump the entire emission of our crypto trash, claiming “we got hacked by hackers.”

We’d make roughly 500–1000× on the money invested, and we only really need funds for fake partnerships and paying influencers for promo.

Then we cash out somewhere in a neutral offshore zone — buying and later selling real estate/yachts. (Look up how money laundering works that way.)



If I were a villain, I’d make millions doing exactly this
🙄
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Trafficked With Mariana van Zeller S3 Ep.9

Is this exactly.
 
Sharp & Fiery said:
Trafficked With Mariana van Zeller S3 Ep.9

Is this exactly.
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i don’t really know about that.I just work in markets — crypto and regular ones — so I know a ton of shit about what crypto projects actually do, all the insider stuff and everything.Like, tons of research, info, what’s what, why it happens, and how it all works
 
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