Random Thought Thread

[oldmanwilly]

Now ask lunchlady Doris if she has any grease

D'ya mean me retirement grease!?

Objection: counsel is testifying.

Your honor, counsel is neither in the witness stand, nor is he under oath. If it please the court, please instruct opposing counsel to direct any further inquiries to the face in the mirror who is under oath. No, your honor, not that one...the other one, with the lazy eye.

 

[David Mary]

It's just resting.