Random Thought Thread

[David Mary]

This guy or his sibling, had my wife's wrist in his jaws, (playing, not trying to injure), and I had to pry him off as she was in a lot of discomfort.

I'm assuming he went to jail...

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

I saw somewhere that like 3% of men think they could beat a bear in a straight-up hand-to-hand fight.

.....it's definitely higher than 3%.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I guess it depends on the bear

But I'm pretty confident I could beat up a bear, bare handed one to one no weapons.






I could annihilate that thing. I could stomp the shit out of it.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

With one hand tied behind my back

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I swear to God

Now you guys got me wanting to beat up a baby bear

 

[Casinostocks]

I'm not so sure Nathan. When they are that young and tender, momma bear is not too far apart

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

I'm not so sure Nathan. When they are that young and tender, momma bear is not too far apart

Schmoo + habañero flakes = bear spray

 

[Moorik]

I guess it depends on the bear

But I'm pretty confident I could beat up a bear, bare handed one to one no weapons.




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I could annihilate that thing. I could stomp the shit out of it.

And against 100?
Provided that they would actually, seriously fight you.

 

[SharpBits]

They both went to the same photoshoot, and school for posing in photos.

Moose lizards are known for the conformity.

 

[Hammer67]

I'm not so sure Nathan. When they are that young and tender, momma bear is not too far apart

 

[SharpBits]

I saw somewhere that like 3% of men think they could beat a bear in a straight-up hand-to-hand fight.

.....it's definitely higher than 3%.

But only amongst men who have never met a bear.

 

[Moorik]

I swear to God

Now you guys got me wanting to beat up a baby bear

No no no no no, that's not fair.New rules are being added.


There are two conditions:Either they're the same size as you — like, they've shrunk you down to the size of a teddy bear cub,or you're a baby yourself.

 

[Moorik]

or you cut down to teddy-bear-cub weight, roughly 35 pounds.

 

[kdizzog6]

Back in the 80's there was a bar here in northern michigan that had a black bear and a cage. I don't remember what it costs, but after you got drunk you could pay a fee to wrestle the bear. I believe the bear was declawed and wore a muzzle. The bear knew all kinda wrestling moves and usually won the fights.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I'm not so sure Nathan. When they are that young and tender, momma bear is not too far apart

That wasn't the question

In this hypothetical situation, I use my GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm gatling-style auto cannon to subdue the mother bear and then I beat the shit out of baby bear, bare handed.

 

[Moorik]

Now it’s not fun anymore.You need to shrink down to the size of the baby bear...

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

That wasn't the question

In this hypothetical situation, I use my GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm gatling-style auto cannon to subdue the mother bear and then I beat the shit out of baby bear, bare handed.

What are you? One of them warhammer man-barbie loving nerds or something?

Asking for a friend......

 

[jlauffer]

That wasn't the question

In this hypothetical situation, I use my GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm gatling-style auto cannon to subdue the mother bear and then I beat the shit out of baby bear, bare handed.

Raid by PETA in 3...2...1...

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

Also.... this is totally my friend's He-man sword and not something I'm going to hang on my wall...at all....ever.

 

[Casinostocks]

Hey guys, Nathan talks a tough game but he's not a murdering savage. I've kept those past receipts