Random Thought Thread

If you want to completely wipe out your money over the course of several years, invest in something from green energy, alternative meat, or anything along those lines.
You are guaranteed to end up with a maximum of 2–3% of your original capital left.

I’d dream of something like a 6-liter or bigger diesel engine, with insane torque. The car should be just a bit smaller than the Killdozer, you know, so I could still actually drive it to the supermarket.

And it should belch thick black smoke out of the exhaust. Dual exhausts, like on a sports car.

And it should cause cancer or something like that—or at the very least, by the smell alone everyone should instantly know I’ve arrived (the smell of my exhaust fumes).
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The answer to both is a nice clean hooker.
 
I think the CIA grew you in a test tube, using every trait that’s considered harmful, dangerous, destructive, and all that.
I think you were supposed to be some kind of weapon, or something along those lines.
But most likely they scrapped the idea and just released you into the wild for the lulz.
 
I think the CIA grew you in a test tube, using every trait that’s considered harmful, dangerous, destructive, and all that.
I think you were supposed to be some kind of weapon, or something along those lines.
But most likely they scrapped the idea and just released you into the wild for the lulz.
Lulzzzzzz indeed.

I don't remember being born so who knows
 
The answer to both is a nice clean hooker.
Dude, why are you exactly like this?!
step-brothers-comedy.webp
 
I think the CIA grew you in a test tube, using every trait that’s considered harmful, dangerous, destructive, and all that.
I think you were supposed to be some kind of weapon, or something along those lines.
But most likely they scrapped the idea and just released you into the wild for the lulz.
Some AI models learn to emulate humans pretty well. Others? Not so much. 😅
 
Report: Never before has punctuation and context been more impotent

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Why are they peeing? Why punch baby monkeys?
A comma there would be incorrect. Commas before a name only come after a unique identifier. So if it said, "The zoo's newest baby monkey, Punch.." then the comma would be correct since there can only be one newest baby monkey in the zoo. But since there are multiple baby monkeys in the world, no comma should be in that title. In other words, the comma separates two unique identifiers, not a general description followed by a unique identifier.
 
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