Random Thought Thread

[bluemax_1]

No but a remote and a kick button at the base to flush or open the lid. you can control water pressure, fan, seat/water temp. its badass. When I put it in I was made fun of by my wife, now she wishes she had it in all the bathrooms in our house. Hell my kids love it too. It actually auto opens when you walk in the "water closet"

A remote? So you can trigger the bidet function when someone else is on it, not expecting it?

 

[JearBeatus48]

A remote? So you can trigger the bidet function when someone else is in there, not expecting it?

Yes. Ask me how I know.

 

[bluemax_1]

Yes. Ask me how I know.

Hmmm…
‘Set Water temp: cold’
‘Water pressure: maximum’

FIRE!

“Bet you’re wide awake NOW, huh?!!! Goooood Morning!” ***maniacal cackling***



P.S. glad nothing like this existed when I was a kid. My dad would DEFINITELY have done the above

 

[Mendoman]

Massive Banana Slug

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Nate’s jerky fucks.

 

[bluemax_1]

Nate’s jerky fucks.

Is that a commentary on the jerky he makes, or a nickname for the subforumites?

 

[Blues]

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

But what do I know, I'm just a dumb machinist


Nate's random thought of the day:

The existence of a "sanitary napkin" implies the existence of an unsanitary napkin

Butt stuff happens bro

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Nate’s jerky fucks.

Its why there's unsanitary napkins i think

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Is that a commentary on the jerky he makes, or a nickname for the subforumites?

Well, both, obviously

 

[SolarStorm50]

This just occurred to me. America has spent a TON of cash trying to rescue Matt Dameon... Just saying.

 

[toker]

This just occurred to me. America has spent a TON of cash trying to rescue Matt Dameon... Just saying.

It was all worth it for his greatest role.

 

[trevitrace]

But what do I know, I'm just a dumb machinist


Nate's random thought of the day:

The existence of a "sanitary napkin" implies the existence of an unsanitary napkin

I occasionally tell people I'm gruntled when asked how I'm doing. Throws 'em off.

 

[fnordmorph]

Maybe 'gruntled' is kinda dumb the same way 'flammable' is...

doesn't change even if you put a prefix on it that would reverse the meaning of any more reasonable word...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Plausible and feasible do NOT mean the same thing.

Thats just a guess. Since English language isn't stupid enough to have THOSE two words be on the LIST of synonyms...

There's a list people.

That I think is why Americans are soft.

That, fatness and obesity.

 

[Standard78]

I sent a 6.2 liter to Jesus lol

I'm not positive what the warranty replace is.... brand new or rebuild I'll find out when I pick it up


But if i time it just right ...... I'll never have to pay for an oil change again lol

Man I was wondering what happened to that thing.
GM really needs to get their shit together unless it’s their plan to fail.

I saw this a while ago and laughed until I remembered that I’m a GM fan…

CHEVROLET acronym

Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks

 

[clinton1]

This one cuts a little too close…..

 

[Hammer67]

This one cuts a little too close…..

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[Hammer67]

I'm just gonna say it - bidets are friggin' stupid. We're all supposed to be like, "Oh, bidets! They're so Euro! And therefore they must be superior to our lowly barbarian toilet paper!"

The notion that squirting a little water up your crack somehow magically makes you clean is absurd. And also goes a long way toward explaining why French people walk the way they do.

 

[Jabrni]

I'm just gonna say it - bidets are friggin' stupid. We're all supposed to be like, "Oh, bidets! They're so Euro! And therefore they must be superior to our lowly barbarian toilet paper!"

The notion that squirting a little water up your crack somehow magically makes you clean is absurd. And also goes a long way toward explaining why French people walk the way they do.