Random Thought Thread

[Blues]

Rule 35 in federal court is when a defendant gets a reduction in sentence for substantial assistance. (As I remember it.)

 

[rattler420]

internet rules are slightly different...
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

 

[Blues]

Don't for a minute think there is no porn in the federal courthouse. (I'll leave it at that.)

 

[bluemax_1]

Don't for a minute think there is no porn in the federal courthouse. (I'll leave it at that.)

That would explain the number of jagoffs in the place.

 

[Hammer67]

He would also only use the restroom in his house so he could shower afterwards.

Yeah, that dude’s got issues. Jus sayin.

 

[Blues]

That would explain the number of jagoffs in the place.

Well, maybe so, but it was a co-ed game. (For the record, I was not a participant nor an official. Careers were ended, sentences were "extended".)

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I wonder how rule 34 got its number.

 

[Standard78]

Yay truck!

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Was this another bad crankshaft and rod bearing victim, or did the stealership try to blame it on you?

 

[Blues]

I got the "bad CV joints" story from an Acura dealer years ago. Went to our G-ride mechanic and had him check them and he said they were fine. No leaking boots either.

There was hell to pay.

 

[yoko]

Was this another bad crankshaft and rod bearing victim, or did the stealership try to blame it on you?

Yup crankshaft/ bearings it locked up ,a lot was replaced ... long block and pretty much anything that is related oil because of the metal particles

Luckily the owners of my dealership own multiple other brand dealerships also.... including a Chevrolet , so it all went smooth!

 

[yoko]

I wonder how rule 34 got its number.

It came after rule 33 hahahahaha

 

[rattler420]

Yeah, that dude’s got issues. Jus sayin.

you are not wrong lol

 

[Murphjd25]

I everyday carry a Sig 365 9 mm

I was struggling to get a hole in a wall to run some wire the other day and I actually used my concealed carry pistol to finish poking a hole through a problem spot

It will do it

Not recommended though

Lols this is so awesome

 

[Murphjd25]

Lolz I was bitching about 15 quarts of oil and a filter costing me $168 earlier this week. I called Ford for chits and giggles…$417 if you were to take it to the dealer!!!

 

[trevitrace]

For an oil change? Jiminy Christmas!

 

[Hammer67]

Except... it does.

That's just what Big Bidet wants you to think.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I wonder if there's an oil bidet

 

[bluemax_1]

I wonder if there's an oil bidet

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Well scrub my undercarriage

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]