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This is clearly a case for: "fonedork for the defense"
fonedork: my client was intentionally taken against his will, set on a stump and shot, not once, mind you...but twice by armed NC hillbillies with evil reputations.
opposing counsel: your honor, that can hardly even be considered a flesh wound. rub a little dirt on it and it's like it never happened.
presiding judge: i smell ice cream.
Matter adjourned.
fonedork: my client was intentionally taken against his will, set on a stump and shot, not once, mind you...but twice by armed NC hillbillies with evil reputations.
opposing counsel: your honor, that can hardly even be considered a flesh wound. rub a little dirt on it and it's like it never happened.
presiding judge: i smell ice cream.
Matter adjourned.