Random Thought Thread

[Brian77]

I should shoot it with my .308 Norma Magnum. I have a pretty good idea what will happen but that isn't the sort of video that a smart knife maker puts on the internet. I am pretty dumb though....

I am getting a custom 300 Norma, for my long range adventures I did not know about the 308 Norma....

 

[jlauffer]

What happens to all the food I've accidentally inhaled? I'd estimate about a dozen cheeseburgers worth of food material has gone down my trachea over the years.

Pea plant grows inside man's lung

A Massachusetts man is told a pea plant has sprouted in his chest, after being rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung.

www.bbc.com

 

[Fonedork]

Pea plant grows inside man's lung

A Massachusetts man is told a pea plant has sprouted in his chest, after being rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung.

www.bbc.com

I wonder if all that meat in my lung might sprout a humunculus.

 

[yoko]

Work day is over


Time for beer

(Why is it the older I get, the more I feel like I'm turning into Homer Simpson)

 

[SwarthyGnome]

Pea plant grows inside man's lung

A Massachusetts man is told a pea plant has sprouted in his chest, after being rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung.

www.bbc.com

I wonder if all that meat in my lung might sprout a humunculus.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

These are the questions that keep us awake at night

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Need to define it based on body armor. Level III, IIIA or IV?
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That part goes in the fine print.]

Work day is over


Time for beer

(Why is it the older I get, the more I feel like I'm turning into Homer Simpson)

We (men) are all Homer Simpson.

 

[sickpuppy1]

I wonder if all that meat in my lung might sprout a humunculus.

More likely a cow!
Havent you heard someone say "man he had a cow when he found out"

 

[sickpuppy1]

But I guess that depends on what kind of meat you been eating.............just sayin.........

 

[Blues]

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

... so, I've been doing some research

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I learned today that apparently plants have gender

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Vegetables reproduce sexually

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I don't know what to do with this information and I feel uncomfortable

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Now I understand what people mean when they say somebody who is good at gardening has a “green thumb”. And why it’s green. Kind of dirty. Damn veggie f%!\ers!

 

[sickpuppy1]

Nathan, you're sick, lol I like that. But that tomato is just friggin wrong lmao

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I just did what the daddy tomato is doing to the mommy tomato.

 

[Blues]

No wonder there's so many hoes and rakes found in the plant kingdom.

It all makes sense now.

ho1
/hō/
DEROGATORY•INFORMAL

1. a prostitute.
   • OFFENSIVE
     a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships.

In a historical context, a rake was a man who was habituated to immoral conduct, particularly womanising.

 

[ferider]

Vegetables reproduce sexually

Just to add to the confusion, Hornets are Pollinators, too.