Recommend a knife to the President

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Я знаю сообщений. Я лучший сообщений. Они потрясающе. Все согласны.
 
Я знаю сообщений. Я лучший сообщений. Они потрясающе. Все согласны.

Care to translate this for us, tovarishch?
 
I think you win the thread with this one. :)

This is actually the perfect knife. It's gold, it has his name on it, and it's made in China. And it's huge. (9" OAL, 10oz!)

But I would not suggest sending him a knife as a gift... he will most likely cut himself and sue you.
 
Я знаю сообщений. Я лучший сообщений. Они потрясающе. Все согласны.

"I know words. I have the best words. Everyone knows this. Believe me." or something to the like.
 
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I think a Buck 505 from the Custom Shop would be about right for a guy in a suit all day running the country.
 
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Something from Buck's chairman series.

A brand name even the "Joe Everyman" that is his bread and butter would know, inexpensive enough so as to be relatable to the riff-raff, made in USA, and... I mean... for a business exec turned TV celebrity mogul, turned POTUS, what could be more appropriate that "the chairman."
 
This thread is lame. We've had Presidential knife threads before. You're trying too hard.
 
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