Reinhardt Teaser

outter space. Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they're all probe-y. though i assume they don't have passports.

yeah, there's no single Terran passport issuing body anyway.
 
I can't wait for these to be released.

I feel bad for the woods around me when I get this bad boy in my hand.

Jeremy
 
had baked french toast for breakfast - smothered it in maple syrup.
a little bit of butter tea and an RBK and life would be truly fine
 
had baked french toast for breakfast - smothered it in maple syrup.
a little bit of butter tea and an RBK and life would be truly fine

IMAGINE the butter you could spread with an RBK!!
 
or the number of pieces of toast you could butter with an RBK blade loaded butter :D

Toast Terminator.
Loaf Lacerator.
Wheat Whittler.
Dough Destroyer.
Sandwich Slayer.


Oh, the names you will earn!
 
I can't wait for these to be released.

I feel bad for the woods around me when I get this bad boy in my hand.

Jeremy
This totally made me lol. Dass sum funny chit rat chair!

Maybe they could apply for dual citizenship between their home planet and some country on Earth, then get a passport through them.
It would have to depend on if their home solar system is maple tree friendly. Population explosions always increase the demand for maple syrup. People would riot.

Toast Terminator.
Loaf Lacerator.
Wheat Whittler.
Dough Destroyer.
Sandwich Slayer.


Oh, the names you will earn!
Thank god we can stop talking about syrup now and get back to more important conversations about intergalactic passports and fantasy names (good ones, too!) for the mythical steel beast.

it may not alliterate or rhyme, but I like "Melon Cleaver". Or "Steel Beaver".....ur, for how it cuts down trees...but I am as of yet undecided until I chop something down or spread butter on 7 slices of toast simultaneously. Then the name will reveal itself.
 
granitestateofmind said:
spread butter on 7 slices of toast simultaneously. Then the name will reveal itself.

7 with one blaaaaade!
 
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