Rosta-Frei Steel is #1!

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You want more testimonials? What? You don't trust Mr. Toms Mayo and Chris Reeve????!!! Look Mon, everyone say the same thing: That's right, we're #1! We are "1 in smoothest, #1 in strongest, #1 in sharpest. You can't beat our steel (and even if you do you still won't break!:D) I don't care what anyone say. Even Razorej:
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quote Even Razorej:
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" Rosta-Frei Steel does not suck. It's definitely #1!"

Thank you Mr. Razorej! You are definitely #1 in our book too!


Taz agree that Rosta-Frei is best all around steel for any purpose blade. "I really liked it on the Grizzly. I'm thinking of making a Ronin with it!" Oh mon! Taz, what you been smoking?!:D

We ask the King of Blades, Mr. Darrel Ralph, what he think of Rosta-Frei products. He say no one in Americas knows about Rosta-Frei Steel. He ask us if we ever think about a wider distribution deal. He sure he could set up some kind "factory" deal. I ask him if this "deal" involve crazy knifes like Mad Max. He said only if the Rosta-Frei Steel can be "roll tapped." I told him about all the rolling,we already tested then I decided to take long nap and think about it!

You see, what happen when you use Rosta-Frei Steel knifes is that woman fall in love with you. Every where I go those woman will not let me be. I'm not getting one wink of sleep since I became president of this company. Sometimes I wish I could quit my job because I can not get a moments peace. Then I wake up from my nap in pool of sweat and smile whole bunch. Maybe Tim Herman would take over so I could get a little break. BTW, the woman in his avatar, last night I kick her out of my bed! Ja Mon, that's right! Because there's more room on the floor!;)

People ask me, "Gregory, who is your favorite maker?" Oh mon, there is no easier question. Why they even ask it? There could only be one, Mr. Mike Irie! Ja Mon, that's the kind of knifes I am talking about.
 
Originally posted by AF
Excuse me Mr. RostaFrei, but considering you're the president of the company, I don't find your testimonials very convincing. I mean, you're not exactly impartial. You're not making this up, are you???
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What else would they be doing with all that hemp?! :D

:p
 
ROFLMFAO!!!!

I needed this tonight. Really!!

Whoever you are laughter is the best medicine you may have just saved a relationship because ya made me laugh and I cant laugh and be mad at the same time.

Thanks.
 
Now that I think about it, I seem to remember seeing something about custom bongs in the fine print of a few makers' sites.

:)

So that's what you're supposed to stuff in your hollowed handle!

:D

Professor.
 
I tried that stuff in the 60's too..., and thought my Revlon Nail Clippers were nickel damascus!

"Hunters seek what they [WANT].., Seekers hunt what they [NEED]"
 
MicroTech come to us about two years ago and ask for special material for their new knifes. You know the one, made by Mr. Greg Lightfoot. Mon, that is one great knife! I love that one, especially with the Stone Wash blade:D and the carbon fiber. You see that, even Mr. Darrel Ralph, he don't know about all the deal with other makers we have going! That's why Rosta-Frei is #1!

Rob Simonich never like our product. He the only one! I ask him to come down to the islands. Ja Mon! I even pay for his airplane ticket. I take him around to all the best places. We visit many bars and see many beautiful womans. He ask how he can get those womans to come back to his hotel. I tell him "Easy. Just put Rosta-Frei Blade in your pocket!" Now all womans love Rob. And you know what, now he like Rosta-Frei! Even if it does cut BETTER than Talonite, Rob Simonich now say Rosta-Frei Steel is #1!

One time we decided that the factory need new equipment especially new knifemaker's grinder. So we call up Mr. Rob Frink. We ask him how good his KMG-1 Grinder really is. He say "It's #1" :D Naturally we like this answer very much so we order ten for our shop. Let me tell you Mon, there is no better grinder out there. We discover many other uses for this grinder and now rename it Kleen My Ganja grinder!
 
Myself, I'm eagerly awaiting the release of the
"Zunggazunggazunggazay Balisong"
Looking back, I'm sure I spelled that wrong...wow...what?
 
Lol, that was great!! :)

Good start for the day with some hilarious laughing, Sweden doesn't seem quite as cloudy today :D

Thanks mon!
 
What about Kit Carson? I know he was in Alaska several months ago but AFAIK he's never been to Jamaica. I think its about time, eh mon?

:D
 
Don't worry Mr. Dexter Ewing. We get to Mr. Kit Carson later!;)

First I must tell you about some more "important" things!


Rosta-Frei products are some of smoothest knifes you will ever use. We have special "Positive Vibration" built into every one. Even Mr. Larry Chew admit that our folder is the smoothest. I just hope he keep that voodoo stuff away from me mon! Also, many womans including Ms. Danelle O'Shea, prefer this kind of action.

Gus Kalanzis have this to say about Rosta-Frei: "Gregory, you know you can't talk about your product here on the custom forum if it's for sale.That's what the sale forum is for, you Bastid!" Oh, Gus call me a Bastid! And he is more right than he know. You see, my father, he knew the value of Rosta-Frei Steel. He always had it in his pocket…… just in case. I never meet my father but, my mother say he was irresistible. Ja Mon, even my mother say Rosta-Frei is #1! ;)

After I talk with Gus, that subject on my mind all the time. So when Mr. Tom Anderson ask me what he should name his new design, the first thing come to mind was "Papoose". Ja Mon, that Rosta-Frei is some powerful stuff! Use "protection" when you are dealing with this steel mon!

All the time I have the people asking me what the best Rosta-Frei Blade to bring with them on their airplane trip. The easiest answer is "any of them." The truth is Rosta-Frei Products definitely get you high especially if you bring them for airplane ride. Additional benefits include cute flight attendants and also very easy also to make pilot take you to our lovely neighbor to the north, Cuba! That's more reasons why Rosta-Frei is #1. Ja Mon, Believe it!

Last Winter Totally Judy send me email. "Dear Gregory, what kind of Rosta-Frei blade should I buy my boyfriend for Valentines Day?" Oh My, I write back to her immediately. "Totally Judy, don't do it. If you want Mr. Lucky Boy to turn into withered husk then, by all means, buy him the Rosta-Frei Knifes.. …. She did not do it. That's why we're #1. We at Rosta-Frei know how to sell knifes to womans.

In June I went to Ed Fowler's ranch to sell him Rosta-Frei Steel for his special knifes. I always have a folder in my pocket and I was not paying much attention. Next thing I knows, Ed's dog is going after my leg. I could not stop him. I guess he think the leg is a Hallie Salassie dog. Finally Ed pull him off and lock him up. Mon, you have to be careful with that Rosta-Frei, it is a very potent steel.
 
Way to go, this steel does rock! The Swiss use it if that already hasn't been mentioned!! Actually, I think it was the Swiss that first started using this steel. Course, maybe I'm all wet here for a change! ;) :D

Grandpa Troll
 
Hey RostaFrei,
Thanks for the laugh mon.
I've been to your beautiful island home once and have nothing but fond memories of it.
Maybe I'll be back again some day and we can talk about steel over a large, economy size Splief Mon!
Lenny
 
I think I knew a guy in college with a Rosta-frei blade. Seems like it had a panama red handle with the stoned washed or maybe the bead blasted blade, with the dread lock. My memory is kind of hazy, I guess. He sure was a popular guy. Liked to take Herb, (his name for it), camping with him...in the Smokies, of course.

Thanks for the thread RostaFrei. :cool:
G.
 
How can I buy one of these Rosta-frei knives? Are there any production companies using it, or planning to use it soon? And how much are they? I've looked at some of the Internet dealers, such as Knifecenter, Knifeoutlet, etc., and none of them have any knives using Rosta-frei. Maybe I'll try one of the custom makers mentioned and see what they have to offer.
 
Dear Forumites,
Do not be taken in by this charlatan.
This is a scam !!!
If you read the posts carefully, he claims that Cliff
couldn't break it. Cliff can break anything.
Cliff could break wind.
Don't be fooled
Doc
 
A scam!!?? What do you mean "scam." If you do not believe then read on.....


In any industry it most important to check out the competition, Mon. We at Rosta-Frei Steel take pride in knowing all the latest development around the world. That's why we decide to go to Europe and visit the great steel factory in Solingen. We did not go because we are afraid they make a better steel. No no no! We go because we have offer to stay at Mr.Jonas aka 2Sharp's house so we take it! In the morning we are anxious to take factory tour so we grab some "samples" of Rosta-Frei blades for our Sewdish hosts and head out the door. No sooner do we step onto sidewalk when we are surrounded by tall beautiful blond ladies. They want to give us massage! We never make it to factory. Believe it Mon! Mr. Jonas aka 2sharp now agrees, Rosta-Frei is #1!


Of all people on forums I think the funniest is Mr. Les Robertson. He always make me laugh because he is most opinionated one of all. His Hero is Mr. Walter Brend and he always is tell stories about that man's knifes. But I think the best one was about when he ask which is better, factory or custom? He say custom is always better but I going to send him sample of Rosta-Frei knife. Mr. Les Robertson, here is what I challenge you to do. Go into your backyard and climb the tall tree. ….. Next, hang yourself by the balls from tallest branch and make decision: Do you pick fine steel knife of Mr. Walter Brend which only cut 150 hemp ropes in Mr. Cliff Stamp test? Or do you pick Rosta-Frei knife, the same one which Mr. Cliff Stamp already use to cut one million ropes with but never need sharpening? Thank you Les! Ja Mon, we WILL make Mr. Les Robertson a believer in Rosta-Frei Steel!

Every year at Rosta-Frei Steel we have to make decision of new style of blade to make. This year we have chosen the great and venerable BALISONG. We ask Mr. Chuck Gollnick and Mr. Mike Turber for some helpful advice. We need name,specs, design, all those things. Right away, Mike Turber suggest we make ours with stag handles just to irritate PhilL and to help use up world stag supply. You are very funny man, Mr. Mike Turber! Then Mr. Chuck Gollnick suggests maybe we should go to small party first and talk about knifes later. SO we got to this party…..Oh Mon! YOu not believe this place. Everyone at the party has balisong in their hand. They make funny faces, everyone is breathing heavy, not a stitch of clothing anywheres. Mr Chuck Gollnick, you bring us to swingers party, I cannot believe!:D

Next year we plan to set up new Steel Factory in United States. We very tired of having to bring our knifes to U.S. on cigarette boats and in bags of coffee beans. So we go and search for new factory site. Naturally, the first place we look is for a place to grow our secret heat treating herbs. We look and look. Finally, someone tell us to look in Kentucky where all the good herbs for rope tests once was grown in US. Imagine our surprise when we drive down the highway and see the giant sign for Mr Kit Carson! Oh Mon, now we have the right place for our new headquarters. The best of both worlds, good herbs and knifes!
 
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