Irie, irie, I and I be showin' ja this Rosta-frei knife designed by Razor, mon.
Note de hemp-wrapped handle and brass bowl guard, mon. Dere be a lighter ja can take from the end, dere. Chisel-grind for ease of manufacturin', 'cause we got better things to be doin', mon.
Usually da UPS man come wit my knives... but this time some mon that smelled like heat treat herbs came to my door. His car was full of smoke, I tink he was a Rosta-Frei factory rep.
The papers that came with it said the sheath is made outta hemp and I checked da stone pocket and there was the stoniest stone I ever see mon.
Ah, Mr. Razoredj! That's the kind of knifes I am talking about! Especially the ease of manufacturing part because you right, we got better things to be doing, Mon! Like testing out that knife, Mon!Speaking of tests, I'm going to send it to Mr. Cliff Stamp and see if he can put it through the paces....
Which bring me to another persons here on the forums. This person is someone who love to test knifes and write about the result in magazines. I am talking about none other than Mr. Jeff Randall. He always is going to Central America and testing out the knifes at "Survival School." Well, I got news for you Mr. Jeff Randall....my spies report that they see Mr. Randall in Jamaica last week. And he wasn't teaching at no survival school. No no no. He was cutting down "grasses" in the jangle with his lawnmower blade. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, my sources report that Mr. Jeff Randall is also go by the name of TheBillyTran! He was right here in Jamaica pratying with the mankeys and swinging his balisang. I think he must have been smoking something to make up all these stories every month!
Gregory, Jeff is of course a great choice, and another way to know that you have arrived is when Dexter writes an article and carries some of your work in his vest!
Thanks, this thread has made many of us laugh way too much! You obviously have many talents.
Thank you Mr. Gus Kalanzis! And you know, I'm sure you must be so proud of that new toy of yours. You know the one, from Mr. Darrel Ralph and Mr. Rob Simonich. But you forget to show something on the clip side:
That's what I'm talking about Mon! Beautiful work! Also, the towel very nice!
Gus, you absolutely right about Mr. Dexter Ewing. The way to know if you have truly arrive is to have him write article about you. I love to read his story in all the magazines. But you know, sometimes I worry about Mr. Dexter Ewing. I tink he work just a little too much. What he needs is a good vacation! Come on down to the islands Dexter. Come to Jamaica, Mon! We will take you to all the good places and put put Rosta-Frei Blade in your pocket. In just two week I guarantee Mr. Dexter Ewing will either be a new Mon or he will whither like the weed in the field in December. Ja Mon, that's the power of Rosta-Frei Steel!
Yeh, dis mon be workin' his ass off, de magazines be a-hollerin' for stuff. What I need is a good wo-mon I fondle knives all the time and it is time to fondle something else. Mebbe have good wo-mon in de islands??
(OK, that's it...don't want this thread to be moved into W&C )
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