I particularly like #3. Can't have anything that might
scare somebody...I think that's in the Constitution: "The people shall not be exposed to anything which might cause fear in their hearts..." No wait! Maybe not.
"Hold it, there Gridley ! Is that a Combat Twinkie I see in your sack lunch !?That thing is only made to stab somebody with! Someone call 911 !!"
Give me a break ! I recall the 7th grade project (~1958) regarding the history of WWII. We all brought our dads' war souvenirs in for show-n-tell.
Several kids brought in belted machine gun ammo, bayonets, and several Japanese combat rifles.
Referring to the atom bomb, Einstein said he didn't know what we'd fight the next war with, but the one after that would be fought with sticks. He probably didn't realize that those sticks would be the only "allowable" weapons that we'd have pretty soon....A-bomb or not.
Sad.
(Sorry for the rant, but it 'gets my goat' ! and makes me fear for our future.)
Edited: to add more rant and appology.