Attention Select Your Favorite Brown Tone for Sawcut Bone!!

[Mass1632]

I apologize if i mislead anyone that hasnt been able to follow the forum. I too, have not been able to get in here everyday. Its been a very hectic time for me as i am sure others have a busy schedule as well. I really didnt expect to fool anyone or i wouldnt have posted it.

 

[AZCoyote]

I read that and had to leave for work. Was just sick that i voted in every poll was so excited and missed it....jeez

Edit: Also bouncing off the walls I still have a chance to get one! think i will break out the Lagavulin

You had me at lagavulin.... at lagavulin haha cheers

 

[meako]

Just been thumbing through some dusty moth eaten vellums from the Ye Olde Porchenberg print works.....where the Porch Daily Clarion was printed....written in a long forgotten old Porchurian dialect...after brushing off some dried rodent poop I managed only to decipher the following words....
"ek trol ek filip ek blurt." My best guess is..."I trolled I flipped I came."....Historically the words form part of the credo of the long defunct Porchbergian Hussars....a brigade of questionable heroics ....in the 13th century they reputedly rounded up the trolls and flippers and flung them into the murky, sharky waters of New Porchford Harbour.......
....or so the story goes.

 

[sf fanatic]

Just been thumbing through some dusty moth eaten vellums from the Ye Olde Porchenberg print works.....where the Porch Daily Clarion was printed....written in a long forgotten old Porchurian dialect...after brushing off some dried rodent poop I managed only to decipher the following words....
"ek trol ek filip ek blurt." My best guess is..."I trolled I flipped I came."....Historically the words form part of the credo of the long defunct Porchbergian Hussars....a brigade of questionable heroics ....in the 13th century they reputedly rounded up the trolls and flippers and flung them into the murky, sharky waters of New Porchford Harbour.......
....or so the story goes.

Better yet, “Cum capitibus suits”.

 

[meako]

Order ORDER!!
Good people of Porchenberg.Are we not reasonable people? Are we not honourable people? The offending monster has made a sincere and heartfelt apology for his purile and unpleasant misdoing. It is therefore behooven of me ...as Porchenberg Judge, Defence lawyer and Public Prosecutor (incorporating -
No Stretch Hemp Hawsers and Polyethylene Kermantle Cordage Company of 16 Meako Street Porchenberg ..as well as Jon's Coffins n Caskets and Meakins The Florists for All Occasions)....to pass sentence ....court will adjourn briefly while I make something up. All Rise.

 

[EngrSorenson]

I read

Order ORDER!!

and quickly jumped to the traditional main page to hunt for the ordering thread.
... I should have kept reading...

 

[nyrico]

I read

and quickly jumped to the traditional main page to hunt for the ordering thread.
... I should have kept reading...

Me too....lol That's what I get for reading this on a phone with 50 year old eyes

 

[DavidABQ]

Order ORDER!!

The Forum Knife order thread is up?

 

[Danke42]

Order ORDER!!
Good people of Porchenberg.Are we not reasonable people? Are we not honourable people? The offending monster has made a sincere and heartfelt apology for his purile and unpleasant misdoing. It is therefore behooven of me ...as Porchenberg Judge, Defence lawyer and Public Prosecutor (incorporating -
No Stretch Hemp Hawsers and Polyethylene Kermantle Cordage Company of 16 Meako Street Porchenberg ..as well as Jon's Coffins n Caskets and Meakins The Florists for All Occasions)....to pass sentence ....court will adjourn briefly while I make something up. All Rise.

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to meako for clearly stating what needed to be said.

I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

 

[sf fanatic]

Read the whole post.

The Forum Knife order thread is up?

 

[EngrSorenson]

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to meako for clearly stating what needed to be said.

I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

New poll to vote Danke most likely to make me laugh out loud?

 

[1066vik]

I suspect a fair punishment would be to limit the miscreant to purchasing no more than 2 of this year's traditional forum knife.

 

[sf fanatic]

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I suspect a fair punishment would be to limit the miscreant to purchasing no more than 2 of this year's traditional forum knife.

That is already the limit. I say again, “Cum capitibus suits”!

 

[1066vik]

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That is already the limit. I say again, “Cum capitibus suits”!

that's why it's fair - he gets the same treatment as everyone else.

 

[meako]

Hereby let it be said that I now pronounce sentence....In summation...As much as I would enjoy levying the entire weight of the law upon the guilty party...which would be a maximum penalty of the term of his natural to be spent hosing out the Narwhale ponds at Narwhale World Experience (a subsidiary of Meakocorp Int. Pty Ltd)and processing the guano into fertiliser in the mixing chamber at The Porchenberg Brussel Sprout Plantation (home of Porchy the Narwhales gourmet Brussel Sprout Chowder...under license by Meakocorp) today is not a day for blame nor vengeance...nor for that matter Brussel Sprouts..... Mass1632 you are hereby sentenced to....tell us a funny joke....and it better be more funnier than your closed ordering thread one....
Proceed.
Court Dismissed.

 

[CujiWuji]

Hereby let it be said that I now pronounce sentence....In summation...As much as I would enjoy levying the entire weight of the law upon the guilty party...which would be a maximum penalty of the term of his natural to be spent hosing out the Narwhale ponds at Narwhale World Experience (a subsidiary of Meakocorp Int. Pty Ltd)and processing the guano into fertiliser in the mixing chamber at The Porchenberg Brussel Sprout Plantation (home of Porchy the Narwhales gourmet Brussel Sprout Chowder...under license by Meakocorp) today is not a day for blame nor vengeance...nor for that matter Brussel Sprouts..... Mass1632 you are hereby sentenced to....tell us a funny joke....and it better funnier than your closed ordering thread one....
Proceed.
Court Dismissed.

Hear hear!

 

[DavidABQ]

Read the whole post.

That is too much like work. It is easier to just jump to conclusions.

 

[Mass1632]

Hereby let it be said that I now pronounce sentence....In summation...As much as I would enjoy levying the entire weight of the law upon the guilty party...which would be a maximum penalty of the term of his natural to be spent hosing out the Narwhale ponds at Narwhale World Experience (a subsidiary of Meakocorp Int. Pty Ltd)and processing the guano into fertiliser in the mixing chamber at The Porchenberg Brussel Sprout Plantation (home of Porchy the Narwhales gourmet Brussel Sprout Chowder...under license by Meakocorp) today is not a day for blame nor vengeance...nor for that matter Brussel Sprouts..... Mass1632 you are hereby sentenced to....tell us a funny joke....and it better be more funnier than your closed ordering thread one....
Proceed.
Court Dismissed.

While a joke would be short and quick, they all are not suitable for such a large array of people. Actually probably not suitable to be written into the internet… at least not these days. A story from the the depths of my imagination will have to do for compensation. A story of a boy learning to create art with a knife in a world where a knife is seen as a weapon. An object of assault to few but a paintbrush to many.

 

[sf fanatic]

While a joke would be short and quick, they all are not suitable for such a large array of people. Actually probably not suitable to be written into the internet… at least not these days. A story from the the depths of my imagination will have to do for compensation. A story of a boy learning to create art with a knife in a world where a knife is seen as a weapon. An object of assault to few but a paintbrush to many.

I for one am intrigued . Please share your story of art as it pertains to this obsession we all seem to be afflicted by.

 

[Jiki]

Art with a simple pocket knife can take many forms.