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Wait, you told your wife "You are not skinny enough."?Wow, were you in my house this AM? thats “exactly” what I said to my wife... I said I dont own enough knives yet and you are not skinny enough!
Dude, your wife may choose to use one of your new knives to cut your tongue out. You never tell your spouse that they are not skinny enough. You're doomed. May God have mercy on your soul.