So, I’ll tell you guys my shiv story. Here’s how this worked out for me.
I’m in Washington state.
On vacation.
At dinner.
Suddenly my phone is blowing up with texts. Nate is all worked up about pricing the new shiv. I spend a bunch of time discussing the finer points with him, probably thoroughly pissing off my otherwise all-too-patient bride, and eventually he reaches what he feels is a reasonable conclusion and signs off.
Then, he IMMEDIATELY proceeds to post the goddamn preorder without telling me a goddamn thing, which of course sells out INSTANTLY.
SO.
Now.
Ask me where my goddamn shiv is.
Never mind, I’ll tell you where my goddamn shiv is.
I didn’t get one. I got F***Ked out of my goddamn shiv, after giving up MY free time to help, so YOU assholes could all get shivs.
So, that’s my shiv story.
As you may guess, I’m just THRILLED about the outcome. Hope you’re all COMPLETELY satisfied with YOUR shivs.