Slightly Different Zombie Situation

I would be so lost and far from home that I would just have to make do with whatever I had or could find. (I live in a small town three miles from the state line in open, flat, dry country. Even if all the roads and streets were completely impassable, I could make the state line in twenty minutes in my truck, zombies or no zombies ;) )
 
You guys have obviously fought zombies before. What do you think my odds would be with a can of hair spray and a Bic lighter?
 
Pretty poor. Zombies don't feel pain, so setting them on fire doesn't bother them for a while. :D
 
I personally feel that 22 cal. is rather light for zombies, but to each his own.
Not at all. If a .22LR will penetrate the skull (which I believe it will), a .22 will do just as well as a .308. You don't plan on dumping your loverly .30-06s into a zed's chest and relying on the "knockdown" power, do you? .22's light weight is a godsend vs. the standard zombie, for mobility is key! If "keeping light" isn't a priority, the sheer volume of ammo compared to other cartridges more suited for "combat" will do you just as well.

My plan:

Fixed blade : Machete*
Folder: Leatherman Fuse Multi-tool
Type of armor: Thick leather jacket or russian trenchcoat depending on weather, leather gloves.
Firearms: .22LR semi-automatic rifle*, 150 rounds (3 boxes), as many loaded into magazines as possible. Revolver* in .357 or .38. 30 rounds (1 box) as many loaded into speed-loaders as possible.

.22 because of the light-weight of the cartridge and weapon. As long as the bullet penetrates the skull, it will drop the zeds just as well as a .308. Revolver because of reliability (it will get dirty).

Can of Spam, can of corn, can of fruit. Will make brief scavenges for food along the way. Will open cans with leatherman. Filled "Nalgene" water bottle.
Flashlight (full sized). One set of fresh batteries in the tube, one set of spare batteries.
Compass, map of the state, ink marker.
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (what if the outbreak spreads past the one state?)
Backback (All non-weapon equipment stored here).

Items marked with an asterisk I do not have immediate access to. Depending on the scale of the outbreak, I would either get to the nearest sporting goods store (about six miles away, but once I get out of town it will be clear terrain, easy to spot zeds and easy to walk the road), or I disregard them entirely, and try to loot a more suitable weapon on the way to the border. Also note that once I'm done with college, I will have immediate access to these items.

The plan: Get out of the urban-leaning suburban center I live in, and hoof it west towards the Pennsylvania border (about 50 mi). I'd use my map to plot a route through backroads, avoiding combat (uneccesary fatigue). The hardest part of the journey will be the beginning, getting out of town with the chaos of an outbreak will not be easy.

Once I get out to the more rural areas, and find clear roads, I will try to find access to a vehicle and ride it the rest of the way. If I can't manage that, tough luck. My legs will be jello, but as long as these are slow zombies, I'll make it just fine.
 
I don't think there would be time to stand around my house contemplating just exactly what I would bring, and I would have my father and mother to look after as well so with these things considered I would grab quickly:

My camelpack backpack w/ Fallkniven S1 attached (idealy I would have a Thor)
- inside pack:
Small coleman Exponent stove, one large cannister of fuel
COFFEE because I don't think much sleep would be an option
Mess kit
First Aid kit, for non zombie related injuries
Walther P22 on my hip with 2 boxes of 800 round remington .22LR ammo in my pack.
MRE's
Bladder filled with water
Remington semi auto 12 gauge
TONS of 12ga. shells.
Victorinox SwissChamp XLT
2 Meter Ham Radio (small and compact hand held version)
Cell phone
Jack Daniel's carried in a flask in my back pocket woo boy gonna need that for my coffee! lol
Double-bit camp axe
I would also try to take my longbow and broadheads, could always retrieve my ammo if need be, but I dont think I would have room to carry it.

My pops would probably carry his .44 mag super blackhawk and a shotgun along with a backpack and similar supplies. I think if we could keep my mother alive we'd be ok. lol
 
- a Japanese sword

- a Khukuri

- a Spyderco Civilian

- 12 gaug Mossberg Pistol grip shotgun and magnesium rounds (burn baby burn!)

- comfortable clothing with Odor absorb carbon sewn into it, so the zombies dont sniff me out

- a backpack with NVG/infrared goggles, powerbars, water bladder and iodine tablets, spare ammo, sharpening diamond stone, FAK, more ammo.
 
Franchi SPAS 12 gauge semi-automatic shotgun.
Ruger P90 with extra magazines.
Ontario 18" machete.
Kabar.
Spyderco waved Endura.
Leatherman Wave.
Portable TV with VCR so I can watch my "Family Guy" tapes when I'm not killing things that are already dead. Oh, and for news updates, yeah.
 
Prob Ranger RD-9 with my MOD Mark I for full ninja zombie deanimation techniques. Along with Kimber 1911 3" soon to get as a gift from a friend once all the paperwork is filed of course. Then also a 9MM or .22 carbine for headshotting. Then a 12 guage for if everything goes to hell. Also my Surefire's. Plus prob my tacticool blackhawk backpack full of ammo, supplies, batteries for lights. Also all of you guys forgot knife sharpening equipment. Also cheating a little my Rat Cutlery RC-3 for weak side carry.
 
Backpack with MRE's, energy bars, and water.
KABAR USMC.
Heavy machete.
Multitool.
Any semi-auto pistol in 9mm or greater.
 
i would tape a picture of hillary clinton to my back and chest and instant protection without any extra gear!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My iPhone and a length of paracord. Imma beat those zombies down with the ultimate multipurpose device.

Also, I'll go for the same bits that zenheretic chose, but with more cigs.
 
Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

I can't remember if that's T2 or Aliens 2.... But both were excellent!

A good shotgun, katana, and khukuri ought to do it. Maybe some 33's as backup.... I loved Shaun of the Dead!!!! :D
 
fixed blade: Katana (can you make a better weapon for chopping heads off all day?)
folder: ZT302
Guns n Ammo: An H&K mp7 with hollowpoints, s&w .500 mag.
additional gear: composite body armor, trail mix, energy bars, a 2 liter camelbak, tree stand (I ain't sleepin on the ground with zombies, f--- that)
 
bushman bowie
sak one hand trekker
Hiking staffthat fits bushman
kydex/leather armour (cant be too hard to make, for arms and legs)
tricked out 10/22 magnum, lots of ammo.
Some sort of 9mm handgun, lots of ammo.
paracord, first aid kit, food, flashlight, NV goggles.
 
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