Slightly Different Zombie Situation

Troop said:
Screw all this equipment BS; I'd just bring along my Ex-wife. :D
'Soon as they'd get a taste of her, they'd be doin' their "zombie shuffle" in the opposite direction ASAP !
- Just kidding, Honey. (in case your attorney is reading this.)
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You can take my ex fiance as well. No bitterness or hate, just sayin'.

And more on topic...

fixed: esee-5 or a bk-2

folder: spyderco sage 1 (get your filthy undead hands off of it!)

clothing: dr. martens boots (ofc 10 holes, laced at 8 like a proper gent), motorhead t-shirt, a pair of cargo pants and a long sleeved Steelers jersey.

instead of guns i'd go with a baseball bat or an axe handle. no ammo needed for those.

in the backpack: extra pair of socks, some kind of high energy food, watter bottle, flask with some kind of alcohol, potassium permanganate, sugar, bandanna, sth with a wirecutter.
 
Listing all your anti-zombie gear and weapons on a public internet forum is a big mistake. If the zombies read BladeForums.com, and I am sure they do, they would know exactly what to expect. Big mistake, people. Loose lips sink ships.
 
Don't forget to bring a Tactical wheelbarrow to carry all the crap and a de-barked Chihuahua sentry system!
 
knives?
i'm thinking my 53 balisong and custom necker

not gonna knife fight a zombie. so i'll bring an aluminum bat for close quarter stuff

short barreled 870 with hi cap mag, full choke and a pack full of shells [everyone says buck shot but i'm thinking something smaller] and water, with some snickers or powerbars. i've gone without sleep or food for 48 hrs before, the adrenalin from zombie apocalypse should be more than enough to keep me at it.

i'll bring some good boots, steel toe with climbing spikes, a whole mess of parachord. wouldn't want to try to traverse in the dark with zombies around... so i'd probably just chill out in a tree at night. awake as to make sure none of the bastards sneak up on me.

i'd like to think evasion would be best however this is a zombie scenario, so i doubt they'd be sparse. i'd have to blast a way through.

so i'd be equipped for fighting. some tough tough pants, the boots, a long sleeved light colored shirt, a thin blanket in the pack, a zippo, 3 packs of clove cigs, and my ti framed oakleys. probably try to get my hands on a surefire or other bright flashlight to mount to the 870. and just keep the shells handy.
 
Speedos, flipflops, tight tank top, and a year's supply of viagra to keep the shillelagh workin'.

I am the baddest man on the internet.
 
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Preeeeetty much everything this guy here has (I can dream, can't I?), plus a Swamp Rat Rodent Waki, a crapload of ammo for that .357, and perhaps a .22 for my girlfriend with a couple bricks of ammo for that as well. I'd probably carry a Leatherman multitool of some sort and a pack with just the basic food and medical neccessities that we'll need for three days. My plan would be just to hijack a motorcycle and hightail it out of there, I don't live too far away from my state's border, it would probably take 2-4 hours to get there due to the congested roads. The guns and sword would be for if I ever need to camp out someplace and get attacked. I'd count on making it out of the state in 1 day, 2 at the very most, and I wouldn't sleep unless I really need to and my back is being watched. A load of caffeine pills might help me stay awake for 2 days though, if it should come to that. If all else fails, some C4 and a dead man's switch.

Boy this was pretty fun :D
I hope to God something like this doesn't happen though, because I don't own anything of what I just listed, lol
 
interesting scenario...
fixed blade: Ontario RTAK w/ sharpened upper swedge
folder: crkt folding hissatsu
clothing: dark clothes that are relatively tight fitting, sturdy steel-toed boots with kevlar uppers, a nice, thick leather jacket with lots of pockets to hold things, and a hoodie underneath that.
Gun: a good carbine with as much ammo as possible without weighing myself down too much.
Supplies Pack:
purified water in my 2L water reservoir plus 2-3 bottles of water. some food that doesn't need to be cooked. a first aid kit. a good flashlight and some extra batteries. and thats it...light, fast, efficient.
 
i just bring a bunch of fat guys, you dont need to be the fastest, just faster then the slowest guy.
 
Okay, first of all I would dig into my motorcycle attire, and leather up -- boots, chaps, leather shirt, gloves, etc -- don't want no bites. I would definitely take a .22 rifle and handgun -- centerfire ammo is heavy to carry in any sizeable amount. Then I would take a .357 mag., as .357 and .38 are fairly common, and mebbe I can restock on the trip if I need to.

Then, my BKRT golouck . . goolock . . .however you spell the damn thing, as my anit-zombie chopper. A shorter sheath knife with about a 4"-5" in blade, either a barkie or my Howling Rat. A Buck 110 and a stockman. Oh, yeah, one of those damn Swiss army knives stuck somewhere in my gear.

A change of underwear and socks. Add as much food and water as I can. I'm assuming I'm not in a motor vehicle, but would try to find a bicycle to increase the amount of gear I can carry.
 
Hmmmm...
Blades: Single-handed abaddon (I dont remember who makes it, something something custom knives, it's tactically styled) strapped on the pack, A Cold steel spike hawk on an Equinox Coronado handle on the belt.
Clothes: Canvas trenchcoat (water resistant, biteproof), BDU's underneath, snake guard things on the arms and shins, a leather neck guard/hood overlapping with the trench coat, Kevlar gloves (like what cops wear searching criminals to avoid hyperdermic needles, but witha lover cuff)
2-3 pounds of energy bars, two gallons of water in a Jerry can, a steripen, iodine A ruger 10/22 with a dimpled 18" match grade barrel, suppressor, and a doctor red dot, 500 rounds of CCI minimags in 25 round mags (on a chest rig), three five hour energies (get me through the last half day)
The glock is for the living, the 10/22 for the dead.
And yes I could carry it all
Ten M4 mag pouches will easily hold all 20 mags for the 10/22, or just put em in the dump pouch.
That's the plan.
I suppose a few victory chocolate crossaints wouldn't be unreasonable (I dont, drink or smoke, so none of that, my weakness is chocolate)
Just for the hell of it, a hip flask of my dad's favorite Irish whiskey (I keep some around for when he visits)
A photo of my girlfriend, a really hot one (celebration)
 
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Two CZ 75 SP-01 Tacticals (six spare magazines.. fuck it 12)
A few boxes of cartridges in the pack.

Knives are taken care of via the ultra high speed tactical block bayonets...

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Food: Slim Jims and Power Bars and a couple canteens full of Vodka and Redbull. Lucky Filters.

Armor: Sweet Guns n Roses shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Aviators. Ripped jeans. Corcoran jump boots.

I'm pretty sure guitar solos would erupt from thin air every time I rounded a corner.
 
Troop said:
Screw all this equipment BS; I'd just bring along my Ex-wife. :D
'Soon as they'd get a taste of her, they'd be doin' their "zombie shuffle" in the opposite direction ASAP !
- Just kidding, Honey. (in case your attorney is reading this.)
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he ... hehe ... haha ... hahahahahahahahah !!!!! :thumbup:

that was a painfully sweet response ... no need to read further.



Seriously though ... have a 12GA. or be Zombie colon blow.
 
I'd grab my pack with average supplies (food, water...) and dress for the weather. Strap up my XD with 20 rnd mag first and 6 standard mags on my belt, follow weak side with my SY Regulator and a tomakawk in hand. Zombie killin fun time!

I would probably make it a non stop trip, its only 2 days, I've stayed awake longer than that before.
 
I only need a roll of quarters, someone else's sock and a SAK Recruit.

I'm not using my own sock for that!
 
Troop said:
Screw all this equipment BS; I'd just bring along my Ex-wife. :D
'Soon as they'd get a taste of her, they'd be doin' their "zombie shuffle" in the opposite direction ASAP !
- Just kidding, Honey. (in case your attorney is reading this.)
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:D:thumbup::thumbup:
 
if it has to be on foot i'll go for:
HK UMP .45 AUTO with large mags and full of attachments
Dirty Harry's S&W
dubble edge battle axe
Japanees Wakizashi
tabasco, bottle of JD, 23 gram of coke and enough lucky strike to pass the day

but me and my own private pornstar in a Leopard tank equiped with flamethrowers and a big stereo will be a much more comfortabel journey....trow in the tabasco, JD, 23 gram of coke and lucky strike's as well hahaha
 
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Pshhh, I'm covered.

On foot? Only if my Suzuki GS400 breaks.

Head-to-toe Philly armor: leather over denim over leather. Steel cap 14-hole leather boots.
Ka-Bar USMC
Custom Don Ritchey balisong
Mossberg 590A1
basic bug-out camping kit (paracord, fire, first aid)
 
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