SNARK! After The End Of The World!

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We need to see about getting one of these to test a BK2 on. I am confident it could take it apart just like the lawnmower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB1BDrFzFY0

Lawn mower is probably harder. WWI technology. Unless that stuff is armored steel, it can probably be penetrated by a 30-30. Guess the Syrian Army doesn't use RPGs...

Can you imagine the clean hole a .50 Barrett would leave in that sucker?
 
Just in case this is still going, get the Nexus 7. The Kindle has a slightly higher screen resolution, but the Kindle doesn't have any access to the Google Play Store, so hardly any free apps.

Thats the one I ended up ordering.
 
Lawn mower is probably harder. WWI technology. Unless that stuff is armored steel, it can probably be penetrated by a 30-30. Guess the Syrian Army doesn't use RPGs...

Can you imagine the clean hole a .50 Barrett would leave in that sucker?

lol it would barely deform the jacket :D
 
Clearly Dr. Savage doesn't think much of my taste, however...

I will not drink Woodford Reserve. Will not touch it. There's something in the taste that I find seriously objectionable. It's.... subtle but deterministic. I'd rather have water.

I wouldn't say that daizee....

I have never had Woodford Reserve, although I have a few friends that like it....

I tried Buffalo Trace because the distillers that made van winkle make it, after van winkle quit production. I have had the pappy van winkle... its ok, and it was not one of the older ones... The buffalo trace reminded me of Jim Beam... razor blades... didn't like it. The biscuit boy seems to think I was "all over the place" but I was just highlighting those I like, and those I didn't. Bourbon is highly personal, and I still know what I like, just as I am sure does the biscuit lad.

I have not, for some reason, even with my advanced age, ever consumed rye... want to, just never have.

maker's may be too sweet for you, I still prefer 1792 as my go to over that though...

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Cant join chatroom, watching this amish mafia show and I am completely enthralled by it.
 
Nevermind i figured out how to do it :)


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Ok, I'm doing a synopsis of today just cause I need to rant.

This morning had to drive 100 miles for court. In october of last year I got pulled over and arrested. Wasn't a big deal, but there was a screw up with my license. I had the paperwork saying it was reinstated but the cop said in his system it didn't say it was so I got arrested. This was the same time I got popped for 92 in a 60. I was passing a semi on a hill and I had the striped line to pass but I wanted to pass before I got hit. Anyway, it wasn't a big deal (not the first time I been arrested for traffic crap, probably won't be the last.) Anyway I get out there and the bailiff was a TOTAL "seven letter compound body part... Not kneecap" was completely unhelpful and at one point threatening. Anyway I was expecting the entire day to be like this. Enter the judge, nicest old man. Kind of like uncle weird beard meets biscuit. Just that kind of quirky, nice, kind of weird air about him. He calls me up, asks how I plead. My response "Which way can I plead that lets me keep my license and leave here?" He laughs and says "Why don't you tell me the story of what happened?" So I did, right down to showing the paper that I got in the mail saying my license was reinstated and the date on it. He says he understands why it got confusing. Directions on how to reinstate the actual license were sent on a separate postcard. He then says that the punishment for this is way excessive of what the "crime" was and dismisses the case. Then asks "What the hell did you think you were doing, almost 100 mph on a 2 lane back road?!?" So, I explain about the semi and all that crap. What he said next made me bust out laughing in court. He said "Well, I bet you won't do THAT again, will ya?" The way he said it though, reminded me of Stacy Keach on Titus back in 00-02/3. Made me bust up, I lost it in court, he asked why I started laughing and I had to explain the whole thing.
Anyway, the fine assessed was $250 paid by January 11th and no points.

My sister FLIPPED A $#!+ when she heard this. Her response "How do you always get away with EVERYTHING?!?"

Anyway, now I'm sitting at the hospital, for work. Just got offered a job by a competing agency. The nice part is, the work tonight, is paying for my fine this morning. So I can't complain too much.
 
Well, I got served a summons to appear about a medical debt I thought my old insurance company took care of last year. Didn't see that coming.
 
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