Snark Wars: Episode Vll The Snark Awakens (Bladite's the guy in the mask...)

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Those of you with Firefox, are more than likely familiar with personas, where you can change the background of you browsers. I submitted my first persona this evening, but I customized mine with a BK&T logo, like so:

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I made gradients on my persona, to line up with the different layers.

Here's where you can download my persona, minus the BK&T logo: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/teal-appeal/
 
grunt gives way to gush

browserify is the new flow.

livereload. good times.

all in the name of JS development.

about 10 hours of work to research and setup. i feel tired :D
 
BKNC - A 15 year old and about to have one in diapers? Prayers for you my man. Got a 16 y/o and a 12 y/o here and I'm sure not ready to go back to diaperland...

Thanks brother. This time round however I'm with a woman that loves and respects me so hopefully it should make life easier.. the poor delusional soul..

Congrats BeeKay!!!
Now you get to do it alllllll over again haha. Mine are 7yrs apart.

It was weird when my youngest started school.
I was still younger than a lot of the other parents and I caught myself several times saying to myself "wtf are you thinking fool" about the way the older parents handled their kids. Then I had to remember I had 7 years experience and even though they're like 10 yrs older than me, they're on their first go round lol.

It was much worse with my oldest, some of the other parents were old enough to be MY parents!

I'm glad I hadem young.
I'm 41 with a 20y/o son and 13y/o daughter. A lot of friends still have toddlers and babies. No way I could do that now...

Well BeeKay...you have 15yrs experience to pull from so it should be like riding a bike..

Yeah when my young fella is 20 I'll be the same age as you are now Slice. It was certainly strange walking around with a new born at 21. Especially considering 2yrs earlier I was still getting turned away at clubs and bars because the bouncers thought I fake ID as I looked so young. I even overheard a woman say to her friend one day when I was feeding Callan in a shopping centre, "tsk Kids having kids. Appalling". I nearly burst out in hysterics at the dusty old crone. On the plus side this time I actually look old enough to have a child rather than looking like I stole one..

Yeah, when my wife asked me about a 3rd child (the oldest girl was then 8 and the little one was 4), and said "don't you want to have a little boy?" I said "what's wrong with the two (girls) we already have? Besides, what makes you think we'd have a boy? Plus, I'm 46.....what makes you think I want to have any more kids!?"

This, as it turned out, was not the correct way to approach the subject - not surprisingly. I love my two girls. But.....I didn't want to go back to diaperland either, for a number of reasons.....not the least of which is that it's no fun being the DNA donor with ALL the responsibilities and NONE of the perks.

Congrats to you, Springy. I hope your orgy pit is, in fact, scraped and buttered. I miss those days terribly.

Thanks Mike. But my orgy pit is full of cobwebs and crusty to the point at which you wouldn't believe. I'm with you mate, I miss the old days. But I will say though, faaaaaark I fit a whole lot of fun in..

I have four boys 17 15 6 and 2.5 it sucks and it is awesome all at the same time

I heard a female comedian that has four older boys say once that being the only female in an all male household was like working in a laundromat downstairs to a Thai brothel. Your poor wife Psy..
 
grunt gives way to gush

browserify is the new flow.

livereload. good times.

all in the name of JS development.

about 10 hours of work to research and setup. i feel tired :D
Uh.....congrats....I think.....?
 
Thanks Dunk!

I heard a female comedian that has four older boys say once that being the only female in an all male household was like working in a laundromat downstairs to a Thai brothel. Your poor wife Psy..

Bahahaha this made me spit out my water. I believe it.

The right partner makes any task easy ;) I'm also glad I've had my children before I was 30. The wife keeps talking about wanting another. The big voice in my head sais 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' but there is that little one that sais 'maybe if you win the lottery' :D
 
Thanks Dunk!



Bahahaha this made me spit out my water. I believe it.

The right partner makes any task easy ;) I'm also glad I've had my children before I was 30. The wife keeps talking about wanting another. The big voice in my head sais 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' but there is that little one that sais 'maybe if you win the lottery' :D

We had ours when I was 35, and now Im 42 and thinking we dont have enough dough for a second kid, but if we hit the lottery ....lol Exactly TBL
 
I told my wife if she ever wants another I will leave her at Chuck E Cheese for a couple hours.... That should change her mind...


If she really wanted another kid, I'd prefer to adopt a kid over 8 years old.... We have discussed it... Less people want older kids, I'd prefer to Skip the diaper disaster phase personally. And it seems like a good thing to do... Why keep making babies when their are some out there already in need...

But I heard adoption is hard and gets expensive.... Which is retarded because welfare warriors and project princesses keep giving birth to football teams.... Free.... No rules to having children.... But if you wanna adopt you better have big money and a clean plate.... I have neither, so adoption is not likely....

I'd prolly have to just pull the goalie and bite the bullet.
 
Yesterday I got my drivers license back! It's been YEARS!

Had to jump through hoops to get it back... Tried after 2 years of being seizure free, they said I was like in remission but not cured... Now after 5 years of being seizure free they say I'm "cured"!

I can drive! I can go get a job! Both things I was told I may never be able to do again...

Just wanted to share the exciting news, and give all Florida drivers a heads up lol

:D
 
Yesterday I got my drivers license back! It's been YEARS!

Had to jump through hoops to get it back... Tried after 2 years of being seizure free, they said I was like in remission but not cured... Now after 5 years of being seizure free they say I'm "cured"!

I can drive! I can go get a job! Both things I was told I may never be able to do again...

Just wanted to share the exciting news, and give all Florida drivers a heads up lol

:D
That's gotta be seriously exciting. ....for you! The rest of the state. ....will have to be placed on alert.

Does this mean you'll get a handicap plate?
 
Congrats on all that WW!
Now get yer ass to work lol

Hard thing will be finding a place where you can wear Tevas year around
 
Yesterday I got my drivers license back! It's been YEARS!

Had to jump through hoops to get it back... Tried after 2 years of being seizure free, they said I was like in remission but not cured... Now after 5 years of being seizure free they say I'm "cured"!

I can drive! I can go get a job! Both things I was told I may never be able to do again...

Just wanted to share the exciting news, and give all Florida drivers a heads up lol

:D

Congrats on the driving! Having a job is overrated though... But it does pay the bills, unless...

... If she really wanted another kid, I'd prefer to adopt a kid over 8 years old.... We have discussed it... Less people want older kids, I'd prefer to Skip the diaper disaster phase personally...

I'd like to adopt someone in their mid-40's that's already graduated from medical school, paid off their student loans, and owns their own house. Then they could pay off my mortgage, pay for a new barn, a tractor, ... Any idea where I could start the process? :D
 
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And here I was thinking it was safe to vacation in FL end of Feb/ beginning of Mar......

Snark :D.

Grats WW
 
CONGRATS, WW!!!!
that's so awesome.
Now drive like you're retired. :D
 
Yesterday I got my drivers license back! It's been YEARS!

Had to jump through hoops to get it back... Tried after 2 years of being seizure free, they said I was like in remission but not cured... Now after 5 years of being seizure free they say I'm "cured"!

I can drive! I can go get a job! Both things I was told I may never be able to do again...

Just wanted to share the exciting news, and give all Florida drivers a heads up lol

:D
That's awesome man, congrats.
 
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