SP10 Raider Bowie Contest!

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Daddyo16 posted this picture of a Raider Bowie:



Whoever comes up with the best story or explanation why there's a Raider Bowie in this tree, wins one!

A Raider Bowie, not a tree.
 
You were out walking your dog in the park when you noticed movement in the distance. Suddenly, your dog started barking ferociously. Next thing you know, there are 12-15 heavily armed ninjas closing in from all directions. So you do what any man in that situation would do, you grab your Raider Bowie and assume a fighting stance. They encircle you, and just like in the movies attack one by one. The first one engages you with a katana which you manage to fend of with the Raider Bowie. You disarm him and then put him down. One by one, they attack, and they fall until it is just you and what you assume is the ninja master. He first tries to wound you with throwing stars. You are able to deflect most of them, but one slices through your right arm. You then move the knife to your left arm and go on the attack. You swing the Bowie violently and he counters with nunchucks. This goes on for what seems like hours, but finally you are able to disarm him and go in for the final kill. You go to thrust it into his abdomen but he knocks it from your hand and leg sweeps you. He then grabs your dog and heads for the closest tree to escape. You jump to your feet and grab the Bowie which is lying next to you. Right as he is about to make it to the base of the tree, you throw the Bowie with everything you have. It strikes him dead center in the back with such force that it passes through him and sticks in the tree. You grab your dog, pull out your phone and snap a picture of it to remind yourself and everybody else what a well built knife and man can do to a group of dog snatching ninjas. Then you and your dog walk out of the park and into the sunset. The end.
 
That's no tree...it's an Ent! :eek:

The only thing known to reliably stop a rampaging Ent in its tracks is a SP10 Raider Bowie.
That's a scientific fact. :)
 
After seeing how cool the knife looks in that picture, I believe it's there to tempt us to get one. Clever marketing.
 
It was just after the stroke of midnight..the fart-powered rocket turtle was after you again! He was calling your name, repeatedly, followed by maniacal laughter..and lots of toots. He spun through the air, propelled by his mighty farts, stinking up the entire neighborhood in a toxic green and yellow cloud. You accepted the dire challenge and came to face him with the ultimate weapon, the Marine Raider. Duuuun duuuun duuuuun! The turtle swooped down and snatched you up, spinning you around violently like a squirrel on crack! You screamed and yelled in defiance, "Aaaaa-aaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaa! Lee-eee-eet mee-eee-eee ooo-ooo-oooff!" You bonked him on the head with the spine of the blade, knocking the gas out of him. Puuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuu-iuuuuuu-uuuui-uuuuut! Thus you, along with your blade, were sent spinning back to the lawn. The spinning blade planted itself into the tree trunk, awaiting your grasp as you prepared for round II!
 
Well it's clearly photoshopped. The real photograph was taken when Daddyo16 was camping in the wilderness of Alaska when suddenly a 700 pound grizzly lunged at him. Thinking instinctively, Daddyo pulled his SP10 out and stabbed the grizzly causing it to fall to the ground. So that's what really happened, Daddyo felt the bear was not large enough to really impress anyone so he instead photoshopped a tree in place of the grizzly.
 
I REALLY want to post a story, but I cant think of a SINGLE one that isn't political... LOL
 
Legend has it. That in times of great trouble. A living weapon is created and dispatched to earth.

The weapon it is said, is destined for one individual. A person with the courage to fight for what is right. Someone who will stand up against evil. Neither the weapon, nor its owner, knows about the other. Until they touch. It is then that the magic occurs. An unbreakable bond is formed. And the two become one. The weapon will work for no other.

Such a troubled time, is again upon us. And another mythical weapon has been sent to earth. As in the days of old, the weapon will choose it's master. It will offer up it's mythical powers, only to that person.

The Hammer of Thor was such a weapon.

So too the Sword of Arthur.

Today's troubles are enough to test a man's soul. Thor's Hammer may not be enough. The Singing Sword of Arthur is forever lost to the Lake.

But fear not. For sent down from above, in a flash of lightning is a new legend. Lodged in a tree.

Half of the task is now complete. All that remains, is for the knife to find its new master. Then the unbreakable bond will be formed. The two will be as one. The Raider Bowie and its new master, through acts of kindness, courage, and strength, will live on in legend and lore through time immortal.

The Hammer,

The Sword,

The Raider Bowie Knife!
 
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