Day 12
Anyhow, If I could meet the folks responsible for this one, after I was done boxing their ears until their pants fell down, I'd ask them these 12 questions about this knife:
1. Why is the blade so wobbly, polished, and stainless?
2. Why the big gap between the spring and liners?
3. Why is the height of the blade so short and the kick so pronounced?
4.Why couldn't you get the IXL logo on the bolster straight?
5. I understand it's important to put the entire "IXL GEORGE WOSTENHOLM SHEFFIELD ENGLAND" bit on there, but do you think you could have made THE FLIPPING TANG ANY #&%@$in' LARGER??!
6. If the tang stamp is indeed so important, why couldn't you get it straight on the tang?
7. What's the story with the poor deer that this stag was taken from? Drug addiction? Leprosy?
8. Which one of you rubbed green boogers all over and into the covers - and why?
9. How many incendiary rockets did it take to dispatch the drug-addicted deer, and why did you aim at the head?
10. Why was this knife not detained by the QC department?
11. Do you have a QC department? If so, are they hiring? Letting everything out the door sounds like an easy gig...
12. You guys used to be among the best - what happened to Sheffield?