Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[rustyrazor]

a while back i saw a knife with bullet holes in the handle... can't imagine what the hell that would be good for other than adding a touch of tacticlol to the mix... interesting at best, tacky at least

 

[Czechmate]

a while back i saw a knife with bullet holes in the handle... can't imagine what the hell that would be good for other than adding a touch of tacticlol to the mix... interesting at best, tacky at least

C'mon; post a pic of it; I know what you're talking about (I think :foot... :thumbup:




How about a trench/fighting knife with next to no point?... As in, the actual tip of the knife. Not to say the knife is pointless. I'm confused.

 

[Larcivs Lepidvs]

Tard-Force

 

[marcinek]

I think you may have confused "tacticlol" with "doesn't fit my personal taste"; Rock texturing is just decorative, not tacitcool.

/slightly defensive
/having a knife made with that kinda texturing along the spine

If a mermaid, or a dragon, or an eagle riding a motorcycle is accepted as tacticlol....then rock texturing is tacticlol too. I'm with Czechmate.

 

[Comeuppance]

Tard-Force

HOW DO YOU FIT THAT IN A POCKET

no seriously

 

[Danke42]

I think you may have confused "tacticlol" with "doesn't fit my personal taste"

That's what killed this thread the last time; the trolls all flooded in to do some good old bashing.

So just to keep score; a non-locking 2 handed opening blade is tacticlol because "reasons".

 

[marcinek]

That's what killed this thread the last time; the trolls all flooded in to do some good old bashing.

So just to keep score; a non-locking 2 handed opening blade is tacticlol because "reasons".

What killed it, and kills all threads like this, is butthurt. Everyone is all fine and dandy goofing on knives until a knife they like gets goofed on.

Proceed. :thumbup:

 

[Danke42]

What killed it, and kills all threads like this, is butthurt. Everyone is all fine and dandy goofing on knives until a knife they like gets goofed on.

Proceed. :thumbup:

Hold on; name names for those MTech lovers!

 

[Atakdog]

Aren't you supposed to catch a boomerang on its way back? Wouldn't doing so result in severed digits like the scene in the Road Warrior in which the bad guy tried to catch the little kid's boomerang? I'd be interested to see the hands of the guy who tested this brilliant innovation.

Exactly what I thought. Except how are you supposed to even throw it without doing the same?

 

[Shorttime]

Necroing this thread for a (possibly?) good reason.

Presenting the Ultimate Tacticlol Knife!

(Except that I forgot the wire breaker above the thumb ramp, and a D-guard for the handle! Dammit! Oh well, onward...)

Um, presenting the Ultimate Tacticlol Knife, Mk IVB, rev A, amended.

Let's go over some of the most important features.

I mean, besides the recurve, and TWO DIFFERENT blade grinds! Because even if you're not in a survival situation, they make everything cooler!

Unnecessary jimping:

AND a finger hole! For extra coolness, and the reverse fighting grip!

Two different kinds of serrations, both possibly copyrighted so I would get in trouble if I actually made the thing, and we all know that controversy makes you even more hardcore! Bonus!

 

[Czechmate]

Tom Brown Tracker meets Jay Fisher... ^^^

Nice design Shorttime. :thumbup:



Folding meat cleavers are tacticlol to me; I'd still own one though LOL. :foot:

Folding "field" cleaver that's never seen any use in the field FWIW.

 

[MaximIsayev]

Necroing this thread for a (possibly?) good reason.

Presenting the Ultimate Tacticlol Knife!

(Except that I forgot the wire breaker above the thumb ramp, and a D-guard for the handle! Dammit! Oh well, onward...)

Um, presenting the Ultimate Tacticlol Knife, Mk IVB, rev A, amended.

Let's go over some of the most important features.

I mean, besides the recurve, and TWO DIFFERENT blade grinds! Because even if you're not in a survival situation, they make everything cooler!

Unnecessary jimping:

AND a finger hole! For extra coolness, and the reverse fighting grip!

Two different kinds of serrations, both possibly copyrighted so I would get in trouble if I actually made the thing, and we all know that controversy makes you even more hardcore! Bonus!

That's a solid design, but needs more guthooks. Maybe three of them.

 

[Shorttime]

That's a solid design, but needs more guthooks. Maybe three of them.

Working on it as I post this!

Also, something for Czechmate: he's right, it needs more cleaver!

 

[shqxk]

There are too much cheap Chinese made tacticlol in this thread. What about expensive custom?

 

[Shorttime]

Awright. This is probably my last contribution (yeah, we'll go with that) to this thread.

Because I can't really figure out how to put any more features on this knife!

Well, I probably can. Never mind. Anyway:

D-guard that's supposed to look like flames, because awesome. Added the wire cutter at the thumb ramp (sorry Maxim, I ran out of room!), and changed the blade a lot, because I wanted less Tom Brown and more cleaver. It ended up like some kind of mutant recurve tanto/cleaver thing, which made it better!

Whew!

 

[demoncase]

Pffft...What truly finishes a tacticalol blade?...Tactical Black? Olive Drab? Flat Dark Coyote? Bloodsplatter over zombie neon?- all for mere amateurs, I'm afraid

It's got to be the bedazzling rainbow finish seen only on the highest high end cutlery and dimestore pot-metal toys.

And in case this amazing piece of functional art doesn't feel tacticalol enough, then it comes in a shoulder holster/sheath made of only the finest recycled condoms and the thinnest cheapest webbing that a far eastern sweatshop can produce.

 

[Czechmate]

D-guard that's supposed to look like flames, because awesome. Added the wire cutter at the thumb ramp (sorry Maxim, I ran out of room!), and changed the blade a lot, because I wanted less Tom Brown and more cleaver. It ended up like some kind of mutant recurve tanto/cleaver thing, which made it better!

Whew!

If that's a bottle opener cutout in the middle of the blade I think you win this thread...





The only hand that can comfortably hold this knife:

$80.00 for 8cr13mov steel; sign me up!

Spring assisted...

 

[MaximIsayev]

Awright. This is probably my last contribution (yeah, we'll go with that) to this thread.

Because I can't really figure out how to put any more features on this knife!

Well, I probably can. Never mind. Anyway:

D-guard that's supposed to look like flames, because awesome. Added the wire cutter at the thumb ramp (sorry Maxim, I ran out of room!), and changed the blade a lot, because I wanted less Tom Brown and more cleaver. It ended up like some kind of mutant recurve tanto/cleaver thing, which made it better!

Whew!

That's awesome

Can sell the design to MTech already

 

[WadeWilson]

SBW always struck me as goofy and tacticlol

...and MKT

I'm sure these will trigger someone... but the prices these command and the utter ridiculousness of them make me scratch my head.

 

[Comeuppance]

Maxim, you could work for TOPS! That looks like a Tom Brown Tracker Karambit, which is right up their alley. Now you just need a SICK name for it, like "MIDNIGHT MANHUNTER" or "DEATH COLLECTOR" or "RECON REAPER" or "MAKE THEM TOM BROWN THEIR PANTS"