Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Shorttime]

Here's one the latest thread of the the sort, that I know about.

I Want a "Tactilol" Knife

The two threads are pretty much interchangeable: necro either one, we'll be entertained.

 

[JeremiahWeaver09]

one of my favorite tacticlol knives ever that i actually own is the boker reality based blade, the quality of the knife is actually pretty good and comes with not only a blood groove on the back of the blade but also a line that indicates how deep to stab into your attacker to induce shock/reach organs

 

[Tommy-Chi]

one of my favorite tacticlol knives ever that i actually own is the boker reality based blade, the quality of the knife is actually pretty good and comes with not only a blood groove on the back of the blade but also a line that indicates how deep to stab into your attacker to induce shock/reach organs

If you are seeking the facts on where to cut/thrust and how deep read:
Contemporary Knife Targeting. By: Grosz and Janich

 

[Shorttime]

I love the internet.

This wonder of sharpness can be yours if you have nearly $700, and you're good at online bids.

 

[DanH45]

Very nice. I love the divots that allow the customer to manually adjust blade length. Kind of revolutionary, really.

Revolutionary? I have a couple cheap utility knives with that feature.

 

[SpySmasher]

Revolutionary? I have a couple cheap utility knives with that feature.

It was a joke. *_*

 

[DanH45]

I know. I was trying to reinforce the joke. I guess tone of voice doesn't translate in text - haha

 

[Comeuppance]

one of my favorite tacticlol knives ever that i actually own is the boker reality based blade, the quality of the knife is actually pretty good and comes with not only a blood groove on the back of the blade but also a line that indicates how deep to stab into your attacker to induce shock/reach organs

“Reality Based Blade” always struck me as a hilariously ironic name. This masturbatory prac-tac nonsense is so far removed from reality that it may have sprung forth fully formed from the forehead of Tom Clancy.

 

[Shorttime]

United Cutlery continues to crank them out, on behalf of Gil Hibben.

 

[dirc]

the sad part is, if you took an angle grinder to all those protrusions, that would be a decent karambit

 

[Icehawk]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

KA-BAR 9909USA All American Polymer Tactical Spork with Hidden Serrated Knife

Tactical Spork mothertrucker!!!

 

[21bangbang]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

Looks like sweet camping kit to me. Perfect knives for the little ones.

 

[Dogdrawz]

Who wouldn't love a knife attached to a spork?!

 

[Pickergrinner]

The dragon knife has a wing that's a bottle opener...
:thumbup:

Reminds me of a fancy, bottle-opening version of my Benchmade 940. The grind is the same and everything

 

[evilgreg]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

KA-BAR 9909USA All American Polymer Tactical Spork with Hidden Serrated Knife

Tactical Spork mothertrucker!!!

Unlike the garbage filling this thread, these actually look pretty useful.

I mean, I'd rather have a plastic Ka-Bar than a Strider . . .

 

[evilgreg]

For those of you that thought the RMK folding hatchet thing wasn't heavy enough clocking in about a pound, don't fret--it's now available in a two pound copper version:

 

[b00n]

“Reality Based Blade” always struck me as a hilariously ironic name. This masturbatory prac-tac nonsense is so far removed from reality that it may have sprung forth fully formed from the forehead of Tom Clancy.

 

[K.O.D.]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

KA-BAR 9909USA All American Polymer Tactical Spork with Hidden Serrated Knife

Tactical Spork mothertrucker!!!

Wow. These would be great in prison!

Guy 1: I'm in for meth distribution. How about you?

Guy 2: Well I murdered a guy at Chuck E. Cheese with a spork. 25-life...

I used to think Gil Hibben knives were awesome. Then I graduated 8th grade.

I have to admit, I did own this:

I was visiting a friend in Florida, and we were at a flea market. He comes walking up with it as a present. Of course they wouldn't take it back. I think I gave it to a 3 year old and told him to show mommy his new toy.





Truthfully, I have no idea what happened to it. I was like 23.

 

[rxavage]

How haven't we included these beauts before?!

KA-BAR 9909USA All American Polymer Tactical Spork with Hidden Serrated Knife

Tactical Spork mothertrucker!!!

I actually carry one of these in my cooler at work. They’re actually pretty useful.

 

[Night Rider]

This pet would be a lot safer with one of those sporks but he is TACTICOOL with that balisong .