Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[CVamberbonehead]

Wow...

Darter Multitool - the short blade with long knife lethality

My favorite thing about this is how the guy in the video calls the footlong steel fireplace poker wobbling around on his side "discreet". lol

 

[jlauffer]

Wow...

Darter Multitool - the short blade with long knife lethality

Every day we stray further from the light.

LOL Seriously, WTF is that nonsense?

Multitool? Lol...more like finger-breaker

 

[Dadpool]

Friends, fellow lovers of all things tacticlol, I have come before you to drag myself. I paid real American dollars for the Microtech TAC-P, aka the tactical tree-tapper, the straw of doom, the portable punji stick.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty awesome...but it also feels like a prime candidate for this thread. Enjoy!

 

[benchwarmer380]

Multitool? Lol...more like finger-breaker

I was thinking nipple piercer.

 

[Planterz]

Friends, fellow lovers of all things tacticlol, I have come before you to drag myself. I paid real American dollars for the Microtech TAC-P, aka the tactical tree-tapper, the straw of doom, the portable punji stick.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty awesome...but it also feels like a prime candidate for this thread. Enjoy!

What does it do?

 

[Dadpool]

What does it do?

It's a self-defense/emergency doodad: One end pokes a deep hole; the other is a glass breaker. It rides in a discreet IWB sheath.

 

[old Lefty]

^ and ^^
Isn't being tacticool enough? Does it have to really do something as well, me confused

 

[Eversion]

Can you unscrew the glassbreaker and suck the blood straight out of your enemies like a straw? Is that the purpose of this contraption?

 

[Dadpool]

Can you unscrew the glassbreaker and suck the blood straight out of your enemies like a straw? Is that the purpose of this contraption?

Yes, and...yes. If you're stranded in the woods and come across a maple tree, you can also tap it for lifesaving syrup.

 

[DocJD]

Wow...

Darter Multitool - the short blade with long knife lethality

Same guy makes or at least sells a light weight IWB Tomahawk for EDC .

He is boldly posting his stuff in Prac/Tac and gamely responding to criticism . https://www.bladeforums.com/threads...andsome-full-length-thrusty-goodness.1739223/

Not the worst things I've ever seen marketed for SD , but not real practical either , IMO .

 

[Lee D]

He’s got nothing on my sock tomahawk

 

[Dadpool]

He’s got nothing on my sock tomahawk

Pics or it didn't happen.

This is how I carry my CS Voyager Vaquero XL. I call it Tactical Elite Ops Pre-Deployed Carry™, no sock required. Also acts as a handy deterrent.

 

[Eversion]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yos

 

[Silent H]

Where will it break? Nobody knows... but at least it has serrations on the grip, so you can keep cutting.

 

[Dadpool]

Where will it break? Nobody knows... but at least it has serrations on the grip, so you can keep cutting.

Dang, that site is a gold mine.

The E.D.C. C.A.N.K. has enough marketing copy about it to fill a novel explaining why this tumor-sounding neck knife is the finest edged weapon produced in the history of our species.

Then there's the NPE Ghost, a sterile ceramic-bladed knife with a rubber handle that's "resistant to finger print testing," in case you have to shiv someone on your way to Jamba Juice and then ditch it.

 

[Silent H]

Did you see this one? That's the actual name at the bottom. This company is basically the embodiment of this thread come to life. I don't even want to look at the prices of any of these.

 

[Dadpool]

I don't even want to look at the prices of any of these.

The prices are, uh, optimistic.

That particular masterpiece, which is much smaller than you might think (OAL ~10"), is $400.

 

[Dave from State Farm]

The prices are, uh, optimistic.

That particular masterpiece, which is much smaller than you might think (OAL ~10"), is $400.

That same company makes this fine tree saw bracelet too for only $95.99 +s/h. Looks like you might be sawing for a while with this.





Edit: website says its sold out.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Friends, fellow lovers of all things tacticlol, I have come before you to drag myself. I paid real American dollars for the Microtech TAC-P, aka the tactical tree-tapper, the straw of doom, the portable punji stick.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty awesome...but it also feels like a prime candidate for this thread. Enjoy!

I actually looked for one of these.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Pics or it didn't happen.

This is how I carry my CS Voyager Vaquero XL. I call it Tactical Elite Ops Pre-Deployed Carry™, no sock required. Also acts as a handy deterrent.

I cant not carry my xl voyagers this way from now on.