Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Silent H said:
Here's the advertising copy the genius just posted on Instagram, I'm sure this would look great in front of a jury.

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Well he's doing it all wrong. That's not a tree!

Edit- Here's a minute long video of this complex piece being made!:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CC7COQdDFdi/?igshid=5jgcaverh2qr
 
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jideta said:
I still can't believe someone is selling what is basically string and wood for a hundred bucks!
I need to get on that wagon!
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Don't think it's that easy. First you must market yourself for a good while as douchebag would be operator in the youtube and convince your social media followers that it's a real thing.
 
DocJD beat me to it. Betcha a pair of a$$less chaps and a 6 pack of White Claw that a pink satin version is in the works?
 
DocJD beat me to it. Betcha a pair of a$$less chaps and a 6 pack of White Claw that a pink satin version is in the works?
I'm picturing Marsellus Wallace in the basement getting bored while this video was made.
 
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I'm sure these have been posted in here before, but it popped up in the New Arrivals section of BHQ today:

Look at those skulls! And a blood groove on a spike! So tactical!

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Anyone want to guess the price?
 
Silent H said:
I'm sure these have been posted in here before, but it popped up in the New Arrivals section of BHQ today:

Look at those skulls! And a blood groove on a spike! So tactical!

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Anyone want to guess the price?
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$400

EDIT: I just went and checked it and I can't believe I was close. This looks like something B*D*K would sell.
 
I can't believe I just checked the bone tactical website and now I feel SO much less cool. Half of that junk is sold out. Man, I'm in the wrong business. I think I'm gonna have to start selling some "tactical brake pads" and mark them up 200%
 
Dadpool said:
Just be sure to repeatedly, emphatically state that your Tactical Brake Pads are not for stuffing down the throats of your enemies. :rolleyes:
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You could if you were in an extreme oper8r situation (which I find myself in daily)....but that'd be bad and I can't endorse that.
 
I remember seeing tactical toilet seat somewhere...
I just googled and it exists... real oper8tor can never let his guard down.
 
Silent H said:
I'm sure these have been posted in here before, but it popped up in the New Arrivals section of BHQ today:

Look at those skulls! And a blood groove on a spike! So tactical!

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Anyone want to guess the price?
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Wouldn't an old fashioned wood handled ice pick you can pick up at any antique store do the same? Maybe a $5 or less? Or what about a long nail?
 
cbach8tw said:
Wouldn't an old fashioned wood handled ice pick you can pick up at any antique store do the same? Maybe a $5 or less? Or what about a long nail?
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Those don't have blood grooves or skulls on them, so clearly they're not as efficient at poking tactical holes in things. Any true Oper8or knows that the best gear is always ridiculously overpriced.
 
Here is a true Tactical Ice Pick. This one is a theater knife made during WWII and used by the owner to help de-ice his ship during the Murmask run. The thing is made from a solid piece of steel and is about 1/2" thick.

Icing was a constant hazard on the crossing, and the crews had to remove it less the ships become overly laden and capsize.

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n2s
 
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