Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Boombats]

I believe that thing might be a self-pain compliance tool .

Fixed your post. this thing looks like it's only good for hurting one's self.

Gee... that thing would be useful in,some of my more "animated" discussions with my Missus.

Gross, dude. Unless you're suggesting she uses it on you

 

[r8shell]

Gee... that thing would be useful in,some of my more "animated" discussions with my Missus.

A domestic violence "joke"?

 

[Bob Denman]

A self-defense joke!
After 38 years: we've reached the "Mexican Standoff" part of the marriage evolution...
Everyone is hesitant to fire first; because they're afraid of what the return fire will be like!

 

[Bastler]

A self-defense joke!
After 38 years: we've reached the "Mexican Standoff" part of the marriage evolution...
Everyone is hesitant to fire first; because they're afraid of what the return fire will be like!

So for 38 years you have been in a relationship of fear and violence. I grew up in that kind of home and I chose to not carry on that family tradition.

 

[Bob Denman]

I guess you wouldn't know a joke if it bit you on the arse...
I feel sorry for you.

 

[Quiet]

Man, this got serious in a hurry.

 

[WValtakis]

 

[Bob Denman]

Sorry... Sometimes the coffee doesn't kick in soon enough...

 

[justjed]

Been there. Sometimes my idea of funny is NOT the same as someone else's. Still, it's hard to take it back, once it's out there...

Edit: Not sure it's no longer a joke if you have to explain it, but it's certainly a helluva lot less funny!

 

[Silent H]

Apparently the blade finishing at Emerson has gotten even worse over the years. The blade looks like it was dragged behind a dump truck and beaten with a rusty pipe.

 

[Triton]

So for 38 years you have been in a relationship of fear and violence. I grew up in that kind of home and I chose to not carry on that family tradition.

Good lord did you think he was serious?

 

[Cobalt]

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This one disappears in your pocket.

I think I saw that one in the greass

 

[Triton]

Sorry... Sometimes the coffee doesn't kick in soon enough...

You have nothing to apologize for.

 

[Bob Denman]

It was just an "Off-Day" for the involved parties... it happens!

 

[Quiet]

Apparently the blade finishing at Emerson has gotten even worse over the years. The blade looks like it was dragged behind a dump truck and beaten with a rusty pipe.

Don't worry, two or three deep pockets guys will fight for it, and the winner will show it off on USN and IG for mega clout points, and then send it off to Arizona to be listed at like $6,800. Not a problem!

 

[Boombats]

Don't worry, two or three deep pockets guys will fight for it, and the winner will show it off on USN and IG for mega clout points, and then send it off to Arizona to be listed at like $6,800. Not a problem!

It doesn't matter how deep those guys' pockets are; with that clip placement this knife's gonna fall out

 

[Crag the Brewer]

Currently my most "tacti-cool" blade..... I'm not sure exactly what to expect?
It's small, agile, and almost toy-like..... Closest I'm going to get to one of those ninja mall rat cold steel swords.....haha
But my inner nine year old self is smiling.

 

[wouter1967]

It's hard to believe that a respectable company like Spyderco makes knives like this.

 

[Quiet]

It's hard to believe that a respectable company like Spyderco makes knives like this.

As I recall, that knife actually is designed that way for a reason. Of course, 99.9999999999% of the people who bought it most likely aren't students of the specific martial art it was designed to support, but oh well.

 

[JR42]

It's hard to believe that a respectable company like Spyderco makes knives like this.

There was a little discussion of that a few pages back when someone posted a Mantis copy.

Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

"variable jimping" I realize I'm a bit late to the party here, but I'd like to add this feature to my knives. I'm just afraid it'll take too long to master....

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