Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Dadpool]

I can never get over the giant, exposed Phillips screws on those knives. Like for $3,000 you couldn't use hidden hardware?

 

[Silent H]

I can never get over the giant, exposed Phillips screws on those knives. Like for $3,000 you couldn't use hidden hardware?

Right?! That's really beautiful artwork and sculpting that I'm sure takes a lot of skill, and would probably fetch a pretty penny as a standalone art piece. But then you go drill a ton of holes in it and put big ugly Phillips screws in there? It ruins any "artistic" value it may have in my eyes.

 

[Roblues]

I can never get over the giant, exposed Phillips screws on those knives. Like for $3,000 you couldn't use hidden hardware?

Except the ones that make the EYES! WOOOOO!

 

[Silent H]

only $3000
same guy

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Also, I think he took the name of the Emerson "Wave" opener a little too literally.

 

[DocJD]

real ebay listing
I think he was asking $3500

I might pay 0.35USD for a binding legal promise they'd never EVER send me one !

Kinda cute / hideous , but looks hazardous to have around .

What if you forgot and tried to sit down on that stump ?

 

[Kmikaz3]

Toilet knife

 

[000Robert]

only $3000
same guy

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I wouldn't give even $1 for it.

 

[DocJD]

Toilet knife

Looks like a delightful product ....but needs a MUCH longer handle !

 

[Stelth]

Toilet knife

I'm confused...isn't this what Bud K sells knives for?

 

[Houlahound]

The dragon knife has a wing that's a bottle opener...

Dang, are these beauties still available.

 

[Stelth]

This "knife", while being total garbage, is remarkable nonetheless. It has somehow become sentient. The hole and notch look like a profile of an embarrassed face....it seems to be wondering "Why do I exist? Who is the Sino madman that created me?"

 

[Shorttime]

So, this is from a reputable dealer's website. The manufacturer's tagline is: Badass Israeli Tactical Knives.

It seems like they're serious, and the MSRP of their products is enough to chase away the casual Mall Ninja.

Realistically, the Raven is not that crazy of a design. I'm just wondering why you would want a lanyard hole which is big enough for 25 ton braided cable....?

 

[tejasandre]

Do you even tactical?

 

[Dadpool]

So, this is from a reputable dealer's website. The manufacturer's tagline is: Badass Israeli Tactical Knives.

It seems like they're serious, and the MSRP of their products is enough to chase away the casual Mall Ninja.

Realistically, the Raven is not that crazy of a design. I'm just wondering why you would want a lanyard hole which is big enough for 25 ton braided cable....?

This one's appeared in the thread before (and is one of its highlights). The giant hole is for sighting TOW missiles. I wish I was kidding.

 

[shane45-1911]

I'm just wondering why you would want a lanyard hole which is big enough for 25 ton braided cable....?

It allows you to carry it with a carabiner. Not that I know why you would want to.

 

[Stelth]

 

[Mister_Punchy]

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All kneel before Dagoth the Dreaming God !

 

[Jim malone]

I have a strong feeling the whole zombie thing is no longer a craze....i wonder why? Because we DO now have a global pandemic but the sharpened green paint splashed tools are no good?

 

[GAGL]

I have a strong feeling the whole zombie thing is no longer a craze....i wonder why? Because we DO now have a global pandemic but the sharpened green paint splashed tools are no good?

i offer you the corona machete

 

[Lee D]

Great stocking stuffers for the kids