Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

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Not sure I "get" the concept of Tacticool>

In my mind, the Darrel Ralph designed "Madd Maxx" line were pretty cool folding daggers. While they cost over a grand, Camillus produced their "Cuda Maxx" clone under license for under $150, which is also cool.

The Randall Made Combat Stiletto (#2?) is a cool looking fixed blade dagger reminding me of the WW-II era commando dagger.
 
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/\ I've seen waaaaaay dumber crap. Not by much, mind you, but, I have. Well, OK, maybe not waaaaaay dumber, but at least a waaay dumber, I think. I mean, there's got to be something dumber than wearing a slicing tool right next to the important blood vessels and the tendons that make your hand work, right?

Come on, help me out here, guys!

OK, well, maybe it COULD be an old-fangled bottle opener, right, rather than some kinda fancy VEIN-tilator....?
 
Stelth said:

If you can't dispatch your zombie foe with a lime green neck knife, rest assured you have a back up contingency plan: lure them into an ambush! Become an apocalypse pied piper with your tactical whistle-sheath.
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I owned this knife, maybe 15 years ago 🥸

It was extremely cheap and lightweight...and crappy..

Mine was the all black version.

Thanks for bringing back those memories :)
 
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Stelth said:

If you can't dispatch your zombie foe with a lime green neck knife, rest assured you have a back up contingency plan: lure them into an ambush! Become an apocalypse pied piper with your tactical whistle-sheath.
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I own this knife! But, it's not that nice mint color. Three of them! Came 3 for 15 when I was getting into knives a couple of years ago! Carried it a few times, lol, just ridiculous.
 
GAGL said:
Assassins dweeb

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This one depends more on the guy and his intent. I won't judge him too harshly for wearing it alongside beads and a cheap watch. If he isn't flaunting it for "badass" points in a social group made up of soy boys and hippie chicks, and he doesn't frequently imagine himself taking out a platoon of shadow ninjas with it, I might give it a pass. I've used tiny fixed blades before. This one might actually be handy for certain tasks. Drawing and sheathing is probably very convenient from the wrist, at least for non-tactical applications.
 
GAGL said:
you're killing me with your creations 🤣

do you use PS?

i had to look up folding hatchets...did not dissapoint..

Thank you! I'm just using my phone and a photo editing app called Snapseed.

The downside to looking up "folding hatchet" is now I'm getting alerts from eBay for exciting new products.
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Chronovore said:
This one depends more on the guy and his intent. I won't judge him too harshly for wearing it alongside beads and a cheap watch. If he isn't flaunting it for "badass" points in a social group made up of soy boys and hippie chicks, and he doesn't frequently imagine himself taking out a platoon of shadow ninjas with it, I might give it a pass. I've used tiny fixed blades before. This one might actually be handy for certain tasks. Drawing and sheathing is probably very convenient from the wrist, at least for non-tactical applications.
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tiny knife - big heart :)
 
S Stelth

lucky you :)

some day i might buy one of these ridiculous "hatchets"...just can't decide which one.

keep em' coming
 
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