Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[justjed]

More like Mad Max, Fury Road. If it can be stuck to something that moves, weld that sucker up......

 

[Stelth]

 

[1911bphil]

Is that from Johnny Dangerous?

 

[Stelth]

No. That was an 88 magnum.

 

[Glenn Goodlett]

This does not really fit here but, it is ridiculous. Is this stuff real or an April fool's joke.

Skater scales

Bathtub bridge, so you can sharpen while you take a bath.

 

[Hammer67]

Uh.....

 

[jeffbird]

Here is a cherry on top of the ice cream for this thread showing some of these epic designs in action:

And here is a great retort:

 

[MadeOnABench]

Uh.....

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Industrial-sized flipper tab
Military tan and olive drab color scheme
Unnecessary jimping / serrations on the spine and tang
Extra speed holes for optimized high speed low drag

This has officially met all necessary requirements to be considered tacticool

 

[Hammer67]

Industrial-sized flipper tab
Military tan and olive drab color scheme
Unnecessary jimping / serrations on the spine and tang
Extra speed holes for optimized high speed low drag

This has officially met all necessary requirements to be considered tacticool

For when you absolutely need to do an "off the books" elimination on an insurgent block of cheddar cheese.

"Mission accepted, sir."

 

[Jakeywax31]

Here is a cherry on top of the ice cream for this thread showing some of these epic designs in action:

And here is a great retort:

God that is funny. still laughing 5 minutes later.

 

[Hammer67]

And here is a great retort:

 

[Chronovore]

Here is a cherry on top of the ice cream for this thread showing some of these epic designs in action:

And here is a great retort:

That second video... I actually dribbled a little of the seltzer I was drinking. Well played.

 

[DocJD]

This does not really fit here but, it is ridiculous. Is this stuff real or an April fool's joke.

Skater scales

Bathtub bridge, so you can sharpen while you take a bath.

This 2nd pic makes my imagination run around like a beheaded chicken !

 

[DocJD]

Here is a cherry on top of the ice cream for this thread showing some of these epic designs in action:

And here is a great retort:

I watched 1st video with sound off , but 2nd knife looked like a Cold Steel "Spartan" .


IMO , maybe ridiculous for most people's EDC normal carry , but perfectly valid as a fighting/utility knife .

 

[w.deast]

That bathtub bridge with a bath tub gravity bong...

 

[Shorttime]

The Skater Skales were an April Fools joke. BHQ does one, every year. They had skales for the SAK, and a customized Benchmade Shootout.

Knifenews did an article about a pre-order from KSF that was fully serrated. All the way around the handle and everything.

This does not really fit here but, it is ridiculous. Is this stuff real or an April fool's joke.

Skater scales

Bathtub bridge, so you can sharpen while you take a bath.

 

[Glenn Goodlett]

This does not really fit here but, it is ridiculous. Is this stuff real or an April fool's joke.

Skater scales

Bathtub bridge, so you can sharpen while you take a bath.

That bathtub bridge just needs a power strip on it so you can place your Tormek T8 on the thing and really get something done.

 

[WValtakis]

 

[luethge]

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Holy shit you actually pulled the trigger on the mermaid ! How’s the lock up ? I may actually attempt to catch one myself.. for the friend that always asks to use my knife.

 

[WValtakis]

Holy shit you actually pulled the trigger on the mermaid ! How’s the lock up ? I may actually attempt to catch one myself.. for the friend that always asks to use my knife.

Mine's good, sits centered closed and locks up about 50% with no play.