Tacticlol Knives

cziv · Jul 3, 2010

Stelth said:
It's better than being a dumb a**.

Just so you know:
"The Phoenix" wasn't made in china. It was HANDCRAFTED there.

HANDCRAFTED makes ALL the difference.

Hey do we have the TOPS HACKET yet? Looking quite Tacticlol to me.

http://www.topsknives.com/index.php?cPath=7 well they have a lot more good tacticlol stuff than the HACKET, how about the "MAX The Mini Axe"

Stelth · Jul 3, 2010

Apparently Tops doesn't want to play with us.

Stelth · Jul 3, 2010

How about..................

instead?

tipoc · Jul 3, 2010

Wow! I dropped by the TOPS website.

What does this do?

http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?cPath=7&products_id=223

It's the ATAX. If TOPS blocks it drop by their site and explain that to me please.

tipoc

phaserrifle · Jul 3, 2010

Stelth said:
It's better than being a dumb a**.

Just so you know:
"The Phoenix" wasn't made in china. It was HANDCRAFTED there.

To be fair, I'm almost certain this one is based on the "D'k tahg" knife carried by the klingons in the well known sci-fi series "star trek"
as such, realistic features are somewhat optional.

cziv · Jul 3, 2010

tipoc said:
Wow! I dropped by the TOPS website.

What does this do?

http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?cPath=7&products_id=223

It's the ATAX. If TOPS blocks it drop by their site and explain that to me please.

tipoc

I think that one gives the latitude & longitude needed to make the proper bada** cut with.

Maybe does math like a slide rule to figure out other important "Deadliest Warrior" stuff.

tipoc · Jul 3, 2010

More wow! I may need one of these...

http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?cPath=1&products_id=259

A 7" tactical pry-bar that, going by the pics, will allow me to snap a dead bolt lock on a steel door or do the jaws-of-life on a motor vehicle.

tipoc

stealthchaser13 · Jul 3, 2010

tipoc said:
Wow! I dropped by the TOPS website.

What does this do?

http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?cPath=7&products_id=223

It's the ATAX. If TOPS blocks it drop by their site and explain that to me please.

tipoc

that is an Alaskan style knife (I don't remember what it's called), but it looks like a design that was created by the native Inuit.

tipoc · Jul 3, 2010

that is an Alaskan style knife (I don't remember what it's called), but it looks like a design that was created by the native Inuit.

That is the Ulu knife you are thinking of. The ulu is quite a bit different from the Atax.

tipoc

freedoom · Jul 3, 2010

phaserrifle said:
To be fair, I'm almost certain this one is based on the "D'k tahg" knife carried by the klingons in the well known sci-fi series "star trek"
as such, realistic features are somewhat optional.

Ka'pla!

Stelth · Jul 3, 2010

Soak in the awesome.

cziv · Jul 3, 2010

Stelth said:
Soak in the awesome.

Does the tail-blade shoot OTF by holding that bar and flexing the wrist down and inward? :thumbup:

singularity35 · Jul 3, 2010

I'm just wondering how do you avoid getting cut when you wear that^^

tipoc · Jul 4, 2010

I'm just wondering how do you avoid getting cut when you wear that^^

You don't avoid it. If you are warrior enough to wear it you are warrior enough to sustain the mystic ritual of the self inflicted cuts!

tipoc

singularity35 · Jul 4, 2010

tipoc said:
You don't avoid it. If you are warrior enough to wear it you are warrior enough to sustain the mystic ritual of the self inflicted cuts!

tipoc

Wow, that's really warrior!

Stelth · Jul 4, 2010

It comes with a platter! No doubt that is how it is meant to be transported to the battlefield before use.

tipoc · Jul 4, 2010

No doubt that is how it is meant to be transported to the battlefield before use.

You are correct!

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tipoc

Stelth · Jul 4, 2010

I believe this unit is also programmable and can be used to run errands such as a trip to the buffet table where it can complete a rudimentary dinner order and bring it back to the wearer.

MoreToasties · Jul 4, 2010

Stelth said:
I believe this unit is also programmable and can be used to run errands such as a trip to the buffet table where it can complete a rudimentary dinner order and bring it back to the wearer.

It may do all that, but I doubt it would be able to cut your food for you.

Heyy-oh!

Scott Neelan · Jul 4, 2010

MoreToasties said:
It may do all that, but I doubt it would be able to cut your food for you.

Heyy-oh!

It doesn't have to. One look from that thing and your steak will cut itself in terror.