Tacticlol Knives

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There was a time when I wanted one of these. Fortunately the feeling passed. Sometimes it's good not having an unlimited supply of money.

I still want one of those. Don't see it being "tacticlol" at all.
 
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There was a time when I wanted one of these. Fortunately the feeling passed. Sometimes it's good not having an unlimited supply of money.
Poliwog is cool, plain cool. It's knife jewelry, not kitsch, not mall ninja stuff, just cool.
 
Yeah, Poliwog isn't meant to be tactical at all is it? It's just a utility knife. Some people might find it goofy, but that's something else.
 
Featuring a multi-faceted edge design that gives the user more cutting angles than standard configured knives. These facets act as macro-serrations. The points (where the facets meet) receive the majority of wear, greater preserving the integrity of the edge flats. This design is also easier to sharpen. The blade can simply be drawn strait across the sharpening stone, rod, etc, at one constant angle instead of the sharpener having to hand-compensate for varying radii (which alter this angle)—this requiring more skill to maintain consistency of the edge flat and thus desired sharpness
The knife’s blade also features draw-cut edge angles. Edges are angled into the cut relative to the normal anatomical arrangement of the hand/wrist. This allows normal cutting actions to generate considerably more force into the medium being cut, due to the orientation of the blade to the motion.

The knife features a wide blade design to create large, gaping (i.e. noticeable) wounds to quickly disable someone, as in a weapon retention engagement. The double-edges give the knife twice the cutting perimeter/potential with no unusable/wasted space on the blade periphery. Blade cutouts reduce weight and serves various utility functions such as a Nail Puller, Bottle Opener, or other prying tasks.

The knife features a pistol-grip configuration for supreme driving (thrusting) power into target allowing all force to be loaded directly into the forearm axis via a straight wrist (thus protecting it from “jamming”/dislocation)

The multi-hold handle allows for a Saber-grip, Hammer-grip, Handle down, Handle up, Guard pinch etc.

An integrated Hammer Pommel is concaved for safety/effectiveness. This channels what’s being hammered into the center of the handle (to protect the hand) and allows greater force utilization. This also acts as a thumb ramp/pinky catch for greater comfort and control, especially useful for larger hands

Multiple handle holes reduce weight, provide fingertip positional references, speeds grip transitions (by providing useful “pinch-points”) , and aids traction with the hand

The knife is secured with a Heavy-Duty Nylon Sheath (Kydex soon available as an option). The Kydex sheath will allow for multi-orientation/position capable: Tip up, Tip down, 45 degrees up, 45 degrees down, Tip lateral, Left hand, Right hand. The sheath is also compatible with standard MOLLE mounting systems and will have a belt mount option as well

The knife features a pistol-grip configuration for supreme driving (thrusting) power into target allowing all force to be loaded directly into the forearm axis via a straight wrist (thus protecting it from “jamming”/dislocation)

This is ridiculous IMHO. Just a big pararagraph of marketing bs. I think the Manticuda is Mall Ninjary at it's finest (well almost). :D

A CS push knife is a lot less than $275 clams and does all of this better and is very light and compact. Check out a Safe Keeper II http://www.coldsteel.com/safe-keeper.html or a Safe Maker I http://www.coldsteel.com/samase.html but they are tactic-cool not tacticalol so they don't belong in this thread - sorry.
 
This is ridiculous IMHO. Just a big pararagraph of marketing bs. I think the Manticuda is Mall Ninjary at it's finest (well almost). :D

A CS push knife is a lot less than $275 clams and does all of this better and is very light and compact. Check out a Safe Keeper II http://www.coldsteel.com/safe-keeper.html or a Safe Maker I http://www.coldsteel.com/samase.html but they are tactic-cool not tacticalol so they don't belong in this thread - sorry.


I'd like to go on record and say I was simply supplying requested information and in no way endorse or even appreciate such silly tacticlolery. I posted that blade because it applied to this particular thread. I.E. completely ridiculous. :p
 
Haven't seen a new entry in a while so here - enjoy this...

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Here aaaaaaaare a nice collection of pirate hooks for all you scurvy dogs out there. There are a couple of shops in Gatlinburg, TN that are just loaded with this sort of thing.
 
I've been to Gatlinburg. Do they have a zoning law where businesses must be laid out in a this pattern: crappy knife store, helicopter ride, miniature golf, outlet mall....repeat.


edit...actually I was thinking of Pigeon Forge. Gatlinburg was quite nice.
 
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AGCGHK, I can't help but keep playing with this thread it's too much fun!

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New from the Mtech Xtreme series is this fire fighter tactical 3-in-1 knife / rescue tool. It features a thick 440 stainless steel blade with the words fire fighter on it. This folding tactical knife is has a 2-tone aluminum handle with a seat belt cutter and a glass breaker on it. The fire fighter's universal medallion is mounted into the handle as well. This knife has a very strong liner lock design that is made for actual field use by trained professionals. Also features dual thumb studs for fast one-handed opening with the right or left hand! Also comes with a belt, boot or pocket clip on reverse side for secure attachment. This is a life saving rescue tool / knife, never be trapped in your own car! Keep this handy tool in your car and have peace of mind. The razor sharp stainless steel blade can swiftly cut wood or rope. If you are in an accident and the seat belt is jammed you can cut yourself loose with the seat belt cutting blade on the end of the handle. Windows stuck or you are under water? The end of the handle also has a window breaking punch for emergency situations. This is a very strong and hefty piece that is designed for emergency personnel. Keep this in your car and always be prepared! Features: •3 ½ inch 440 stainless steel blade •8 inches when open •4 ¾ inches closed •Fire Fighter's universal medallion •Glass breaker •Seat belt cutter •Belt clip •Heavy duty metal construction •Great collector’s piece

PINK. One of the most tactical colors available today. :jerkit:
 
...here comes more ugly!!
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not a knife I know...
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WHO spilled calamine lotion on my S&W???!!!
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I've been to Gatlinburg. Do they have a zoning law where businesses must be laid out in a this pattern: crappy knife store, helicopter ride, miniature golf, outlet mall....repeat.


edit...actually I was thinking of Pigeon Forge. Gatlinburg was quite nice.

Lol - I think they (and Pigeon Forge and Cherokee) must. There's lots of crap in G-Burg I'd never buy but we stop at the pirate hook shop every time we're there.
 
Lol - I think they (and Pigeon Forge and Cherokee) must. There's lots of crap in G-Burg I'd never buy but we stop at the pirate hook shop every time we're there.

So Gatlinburg has a pirate shop...that's really bad marketing. I'll bet they'd get more pirate customers if their shop was closer to a coast. ;)
 
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