Tacticlol Knives

[Cotherion]

This is what I found from the pic url: http://www.p2sys.com/Detail.aspx?ID=2

I think that in some ridiculous way it's nice. Maybe used in total war?

Looks ok but... too many clams!

I like to salvage my reputation by saying that it is not a good design... ot should come in camo for covert ops or come in desert camo for them middle est ops...

 

[Charlie Mike]

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

 

[philwar]

...here comes more ugly!!

That's actually a goodlooking knife if it weren't for that unspeakable color...

 

[GingivitisKahn]

So Gatlinburg has a pirate shop...that's really bad marketing. I'll bet they'd get more pirate customers if their shop was closer to a coast.

And oddly enough it's called China Bazaar ( http://www.china-bazaar.com/ ). I think they are going for a pretty broad market or something.

 

[cziv]

I keel you, I'll keel you until you die!!!!

You're forgiven for you ego due to your geographical location too

Hugs and kisses

I posted that so long ago I forgot about it. I'll be looking out for you though with my camo-ninja rifle!

 

[Cotherion]

I posted that so long ago I forgot about it. I'll be looking out for you though with my camo-ninja rifle!

Western science be-damned, took me 10 minutes to spot the rifle.

Impressive white man, but pray you do not fight in my country, we do not have much Sprite, we have 7up!

 

[Stelth]

Johnny Cash is awesome Charlie Mike! Did you know Shel Silverstein wrote A Boy Named Sue?

 

[cziv]

Western science be-damned, took me 10 minutes to spot the rifle.

Impressive white man, but pray you do not fight in my country, we do not have much Sprite, we have 7up!

I pray I don't have to fight anywhere! Too old.

 

[Stelth]

 

[cziv]

That's what we're looking for to get this thread back on track! :thumbup:

I'm glad it has so many holes and empty spaces. Makes it a lot quicker tacticlol blade. It looks like it's done up in flourescent paint too.

 

[stealthchaser13]

AGCGHK, I can't help but keep playing with this thread it's too much fun!

New from the Mtech Xtreme series is this fire fighter tactical 3-in-1 knife / rescue tool. It features a thick 440 stainless steel blade with the words fire fighter on it. This folding tactical knife is has a 2-tone aluminum handle with a seat belt cutter and a glass breaker on it. The fire fighter's universal medallion is mounted into the handle as well. This knife has a very strong liner lock design that is made for actual field use by trained professionals. Also features dual thumb studs for fast one-handed opening with the right or left hand! Also comes with a belt, boot or pocket clip on reverse side for secure attachment. This is a life saving rescue tool / knife, never be trapped in your own car! Keep this handy tool in your car and have peace of mind. The razor sharp stainless steel blade can swiftly cut wood or rope. If you are in an accident and the seat belt is jammed you can cut yourself loose with the seat belt cutting blade on the end of the handle. Windows stuck or you are under water? The end of the handle also has a window breaking punch for emergency situations. This is a very strong and hefty piece that is designed for emergency personnel. Keep this in your car and always be prepared! Features: •3 ½ inch 440 stainless steel blade •8 inches when open •4 ¾ inches closed •Fire Fighter's universal medallion •Glass breaker •Seat belt cutter •Belt clip •Heavy duty metal construction •Great collector’s piece

PINK. One of the most tactical colors available today. :jerkit:

the in-handle "seatbelt cutter" on those is crap, but aside from that, what is wrong with a rescue knife?

 

[cziv]

the in-handle "seatbelt cutter" on those is crap, but aside from that, what is wrong with a rescue knife?

Not a thing stealthchaser13. I might be able to let go of one or two of mine. Better color too.

 

[Stelth]

Isn't the whole "I need to cut the seatbelt thing" really overemphasized...I wonder how often it's necessary in real life.

 

[stealthchaser13]

Not a thing stealthchaser13. I might be able to let go of one or two of mine. Better color too.

I have a black "S.W.A.T." one I keep in my truck, and one that doesn't have a "seatbelt cutter" as one of my edc's (knife with a window breaker)


to be honest, I don't know why they even bother putting "seatbelt cutters" into the handle of the knife. If I need to cut my or someone elses seatbelt to save their life or whatever, I'm going to use the blade of the knife...(though I do have a Gerber LMF II safety cutter in the FAK that resides in my truck)

Isn't the whole "I need to cut the seatbelt thing" really overemphasized...I wonder how often it's necessary in real life.

you'd be surprised stelth...someone wrecks their car, the seatbelt usually locks; there are times when the seatbelt cannot be un-buckled to release it from a victim, and it must be cut.

 

[Stelth]

 

[cziv]

I always laugh & shudder when I see that picture posted. I took my Mom's car keys when I was a bit younger than that and put the key in the socket and it glued me to the wall socket. I'd have been killed for sure but Moms hit me like a middle linebacker and severed the connection. I couldn't let go!!

Surely no one was foolhardy enough to take a real pic like that. It has to be a turned off wall outlet and parents or someone wait to see what Little Johnny will do. Or, totally bogus.

 

[Stelth]

I have no idea of where it's from but my guess is it's a still from an old safety film (like the kind they used to show in schools)

 

[cziv]

I have no idea of where it's from but my guess is it's a still from an old safety film (like the kind they used to show in schools)

That makes perfect sense. That's about my era of film. I'm from the hide under the desk and kiss your a** goodbye generation. We had Atom Bomb safety drills. They should have issued us tacticlol knives instead to go after the enemy instead of hiding in a ball under our desk. Stop drop & roll for fires wasn't invented yet when I was in elementary school.

 

[GingivitisKahn]

Isn't the whole "I need to cut the seatbelt thing" really overemphasized...I wonder how often it's necessary in real life.

I've carried knives for probably close to 40 years and I've had to cut someone out of a seatbelt once (recently). Used the Gerber LST I was carrying at the time and it went through like ... well like a knife through hot butter.

 

[pilote]

I always laugh & shudder when I see that picture posted. I took my Mom's car keys when I was a bit younger than that and put the key in the socket and it glued me to the wall socket. I'd have been killed for sure but Moms hit me like a middle linebacker and severed the connection. I couldn't let go!!

Surely no one was foolhardy enough to take a real pic like that. It has to be a turned off wall outlet and parents or someone wait to see what Little Johnny will do. Or, totally bogus.

you can add me to the "key club"'; i still remember doing it...i also stuck a butter knife in a toaster; wanting to know what made those "things" orange...