Tacticlol Knives

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I handled that "Bodyguard" at Blade '09 & watched the designer/maker "demonstrate" it. Kinda silly really.
Also, Bud Nealy makes/made a "Tactical Butterknife". Literally.

Thx for the posts folks- the Klingon sex toys have given me some well-needed laughs.
 
Atmosphere said:
I'd love to see a knife that combines all of the aspects of what a "tacticool" knife should be.

Serrated serrations, double-blacked blade (it was blackened, then blackened again because the first time just didn't get the job done), that sort of thing.

And of course, it would have "awesome" or "wykked" etched into the blade...

Also, over the top ad copy.

"Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists, the Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance is just the thing you need in the urban combat warzone you call home."
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this made me laugh. a lot.
lol but youre forgetting the part where its gigantic and has some strange-looking-super-innovative-awesome handle
 
"Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists"
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That would be inlaid into the triple blackened blade of the "Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance", with triple staggered, 1/4" G-10 overlays on the handle like a Sebenza but bigger & badder....maybe compasses inset on both sides....help me on the handle here...:thumbup:
 
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cziv said:
That would be inlaid into the triple blackened blade of the "Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance", with triple staggered, 1/4" G-10 overlays on the handle like a Sebenza but bigger & badder....maybe compasses inset on both sides....help me on the handle here...:thumbup:
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I think the handle material should be at least G-20 (which is nearly twice as tough as G-10!)

A ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew would be a nice touch too. :thumbup:
 
You guys are great we have a forum tactical collaboration knife! :D

Name: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

Blade Length: ?

Steel: ?

Coating: Double Black

Blade Type: Serrated serrations

Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide overlays

Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew - an excellent touch, Ti beer opener optional

Red dot aiming system

Triple.. no wait quadro-heat treaded edge (?)

Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade

Just about there but needs some refinement yet :D :thumbup:
 
Blade Length? How about a 6 inch blade which folds out of the G-20 & sharkskin handle to reveal a hinged blade that folds one more time to an impressive full foot of lazer-honed, barb wire cutting, terrorist filleting, badness!!!
 
itll probably be some ultra modern steel that has all the properties needed to kill terrorists and World of Warcraft creatures.
oh whats it called? 440A. The A stands for awesome. 440Awesome steel.
 
Okay Let's see what we have now:

Name: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

Blade Length: Laser-honed 6 inch hinged blade - folds to an impressive full foot OAL

Steel: 440AWE

Coating: Double Black

Blade Type: Serrated Serrations

Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide sharkskin overlays

Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew - an excellent touch, Ti beer opener optional

Red dot aiming system

Triple.. no wait quadro-heat treaded edge

Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade


Sheaths / Carry systems?
 
How about 3 or 4 threaded"emergency anchors"?
(they can double as projectiles and can be called "Professional Operator Black Ops Projectile or POBOPS spikes)
 
Stelth said:
How about 3 or 4 threaded "emergency anchors"?
(they can double as projectiles and can be called "Professional Operator Black Ops Projectile or POBOPS spikes)
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Me no understand at all? :confused: What are anchors (non boat)? Where do they go? Has there ever been such a concept in a knife? We have to have clean lines like a Pro Merc would want in his ultimate death dealing blade. :)
 
For the sheath: how about a friend or foe (IFF) system :thumbup:
Let you know if you close to a good or bad guy.

Also a DNA based lock: so that the only the owner can pull the blade out of it's sheath
 
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Ronindan said:
For the sheath: how about a friend or foe (IFF) system :thumbup:
Let you know if you close to a good or bad guy.

Also a DNA based lock: so that the only the owner can pull the blade out of it sheath
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How about if the sheath explodes if an enemy is near?
 
I strongly disagree with including a cork screw.

After all, most of the people who will buy this will be too young to drink.
 
Excuse me for putting it like this but: LOL!
This is so hilarious. When the specs and features have been finally decided, someone skilled should do a sketch.
 
LOL. instead of a corkscrew put a bottle opener that can double as a lawn spike/crap blade sharpener. most of the people prolly would be too young to drink, but since underage drinking is super cool anyway they wont care...and how about putting a second, smaller blade inside the blade handle? so that when you fight the terrorists you can kill twice as many!!!! boy this is getting better by the second....:D
 
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