Tacticlol Knives

[cziv]

LOL. instead of a corkscrew put a bottle opener that can double as a lawn spike/crap blade sharpener. most of the people prolly would be too young to drink, but since underage drinking is super cool anyway they wont care...and how about putting a second, smaller blade inside the blade handle? so that when you fight the terrorists you can kill twice as many!!!! boy this is getting better by the second....

I thought of that but the corkscrew can be used to remove eyeballs and the like - beside SAK's have 'em. We can add the pull-through sharpener inside the optional bottle cap opener - good call!

I really like the "DNA based lock: so that the only the owner can pull the blade out of it sheath" (IFF) system, but not exploding, as the mall ninja owner might be wearing the sheath. At least not on a proximity switch.

No, on second thought explosive sheath is too dangerous in any circumstance unless it's made like a Predator's self-arming self destruct pattern.

We have to keep the cost on this within reach too so we're pretty much there. Let me research anchors and put up the new specs for your consideration. It's a boring day anyway.

 

[Ronindan]

We forgot about the pommel:

It should be made of high grade; high density alloy (admentum??) that is so strong that the whole car door shatter on impact (not just the glass). With an internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliate precise impact strike. lol.

By the way, any way we can patent the result of this design?? I want my royalties.

 

[cziv]

We forgot about the pommel:

It should be made of high grade; high density alloy (admentum??) that is so strong that the whole car door shatter on impact (not just the glass). With an internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliate precise impact strike. lol.

By the way, any way we can patent the result of this design?? I want my royalties.

A noteworthy addition IMO. :thumbup:

 

[rainermh12]

We forgot about the pommel:

It should be made of high grade; high density alloy (admentum??) that is so strong that the whole car door shatter on impact (not just the glass). With an internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliate precise impact strike. lol.

By the way, any way we can patent the result of this design?? I want my royalties.

I like the pommel idea :thumbup: the user of the knife will be safe from any terrorist drowning assassination attempts!
and if this is gonna be legit, we need a list of contributors lol

 

[Ronindan]

I like the pommel idea :thumbup: the user of the knife will be safe from any terrorist drowning assassination attempts!
and if this is gonna be legit, we need a list of contributors lol

It can also be used for breaking into rooms for dynamic tactical strikes.

 

[rainermh12]

and cracking terrorist skulls :thumbup:

 

[Ronindan]

Optional accesiories: ??

How about a lanyard? It should be a monofilament fiber cord that enchanced tactile grip and be able to support a minimum weight of 1 ton.

 

[Stelth]

We forgot about the pommel:

It should be made of high grade; high density alloy (admentum??) that is so strong that the whole car door shatter on impact (not just the glass). With an internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliate precise impact strike. lol.

By the way, any way we can patent the result of this design?? I want my royalties.

I propose the pommel should be made of either depleted uranium or perhaps radioactive Awesomite (newly engineered element Ai {atomic #110})

 

[dobervol]

And if it's really that cool, wouldn't the Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance knife, or SWEFuRV for short, be based on a character from a cheesy Saturday morning cartoon show, complete w/tacticlol jingle?

[Sung by two women with high pitched voices, and having horrible production values, the theme song sounds like it was recorded in one take, the first, which took up all the allotted time for which they had rented the recording studio. Along those lines, the two women sing unison almost the entire time, only breaking into harmony for 2 or 3 notes. Except for some “fast” swooping and whooshing sound effects and explosions, the absurdly happy, sing-song melody is in stark contrast to the lyrics, kinda like this:]

He screeches down from the blood-red sky [whooshing sound],
Righteous protector of all that is right
A defender of freedom with an eagle eye,
All the world’s evil-doers are gonna cry.

When the feathered lord of vengeance enters the fray
A graphic disembowelment is soon on its way
The carotid and the jugular are both gonna spray
And it’s too late for bad guys to kneel down and pray

With his sharp companion, Stabby McKnife
He’s making all the terrorists run for their lives
But his talons of justice make sure they can’t hiiiiiiiiiide,
He’s the Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance!!!! [loud explosion].

 

[Ronindan]

This knife is so bad ass--that the terminator will take a step back when this knife is deployed.

 

[rainermh12]

I propose the pommel should be made of either depleted uranium or perhaps radioactive Awesomite (newly engineered element Ai {atomic #110})

but then the user would have to wear a pair of radiation-safe gloves as not to get poisoned. they should come with the knife and we need to include 'deluxe' in the name, something like 'deluxe radiation-safe tactical special operations gloves' and the ad campaign for that would be 'used by special forces EOD operators all over the globe to defuse nuclear threats every day'

alright cziv, whats the summary so far?

 

[Ronindan]

I propose the pommel should be made of either depleted uranium or perhaps radioactive Awesomite (newly engineered element Ai {atomic #110})

I respectfully disagree, Adamantium (right spelling) has been throughly field tested and used by Wolverine. It has high corrosion resistance, hardess is off the rockwell scale. (And it's edge retention is outstanding!!). Please refer to the link for more informatiom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(comics)

LOL

 

[rainermh12]

I respectfully disagree, Adamantium (right spelling) has been throughly field tested and used by Wolverine. It has high corrosion resistance, hardess is off the rockwell scale. (And it's edge retention is outstanding!!). Please refer to the link for more informatiom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(comics)

LOL

if its gonna be adamantium, then it should be a spike glass breaker, not a pommel

 

[Ronindan]

if its gonna be adamantium, then it should be a spike glass breaker, not a pommel

How about a pommel with a rectractable spike glass breaker with an internal gyroscopic guidance system.

I realy need to do some work.

 

[dobervol]

Also, Bud Nealy makes/made a "Tactical Butterknife". Literally.

And there's this one: http://199.231.142.3/forums/showthread.php?t=386265

 

[Stelth]

Perhaps I didn't explain Awesomite's properties enough. It is radioactive but it emits highly concentrated doses of confidence & testosterone. It is not dangerous to the user but makes it dangerous to the freedom abuser!

 

[Ronindan]

Perhaps I didn't explain Awesomite's properties enough. It is radioactive but it emits highly concentrated doses of confidence & testosterone. It is not dangerous to the user but makes it dangerous to the freedom abuser!

How about we make a limited addition or a sprint run of the knife with the Awesomite pommel. After all we want to cater to the needs of all the Mall Ninjas out there. lol

 

[Stelth]

Excellent. This product can have several grades.

 

[Atmosphere]

[Sung by two women with high pitched voices, and having horrible production values, the theme song sounds like it was recorded in one take, the first, which took up all the allotted time for which they had rented the recording studio. Along those lines, the two women sing unison almost the entire time, only breaking into harmony for 2 or 3 notes. Except for some “fast” swooping and whooshing sound effects and explosions, the absurdly happy, sing-song melody is in stark contrast to the lyrics, kinda like this:]

Either the above, or done totally metal. Blazing fast guitar licks, Cookie Monster vocals, the works.

A music video of Joe Operator taking the knife into battle, sneaking around and dispatching his foes. Ends with Joe taking out the head bad guy and rescuing a scantily-clad female, and you KNOW where they're going after the cameras stop rolling.

All this can be yours, if only you buy...

 

[rainermh12]

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