Tacticlol Knives

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DANNNG! I gotta talk you into letting me get one those too.
 
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Any additions or if I missed something post it. Looks like the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife may be complete. Thanks to all collaborators. Special "props" to Stelth for the name, Atmosphere for the inscription and hardheart for his meticulous rendering. ;) I'm pitching CRK, Hinderer, KAI, CS in the next few days - all proceeds to go to buying copies for contributers in this thread! :thumbup: If the pic is too large let me know and I'll reduce it slightly.

Name: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

1) Blade Length: An impressive Laser-honed 12 inches of tear quenched steel

2) Steel: TQS-440AWE (Tear Quenched Steel 440 Awesome)

3) Coating: Double Black

4) Blade Type: Serrated Serrations with Sawtooth Spine

5) Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

6) Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide sharkskin overlays, includes compasses. Handle also houses ( 2 ) awesome death dealing, rear folding blades. Deployed by hidden IR early warning system.

7) Feature filled handle wrapped in the finest brass knuckles, with spikes and and a fine stonewash with patina

8) Handguards with SS razor tipped anchors

9) Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew. Ti beer opener w/optional pull through emergency blade sharpener

10) Red dot aiming system

11) Triple.. no wait quadro-heat treaded edge

12) Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade

13) Sheath with DNA recognition lock, friend or foe (FoF) system

14) DNA recognition lock on all tactical features of this knife

15) High density (depleted and safe for use) Ai pommel spike with internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliates precise impact strikes

16) Tactical chain lanyard with tow/gut hook

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Can't end the thread w/o displaying the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife!
 
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For heaven's sake, somebody sticky this thread. It's a classic! :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
The knife should also be wi-fi and smart phone capable so that you can text and tweet your partners about your awesome blade.

It needs internal GPS so that they can locate you exactly to come see your incredibly awesome cutting machine.

Internet capability is a must so that you can provide your friends with a MapQuest link directions to come see you new knife.

Internet is also important so you can play Halo and World of Warcraft, etc. with you knife in hand.

tipoc
 
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Any additions or if I missed something post it. Looks like the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife may be complete. Thanks to all collaborators. Special "props" to Stelth for the name, Atmosphere for the inscription and hardheart for his meticulous rendering. ;) I'm pitching CRK, Hinderer, KAI, CS in the next few days - all proceeds to go to buying copies for contributers in this thread! :thumbup: If the pic is too large let me know and I'll reduce it slightly.

Name: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

1) Blade Length: An impressive Laser-honed 12 inches of tear quenched steel

2) Steel: TQS-440AWE (Tear Quenched Steel 440 Awesome)

3) Coating: Double Black

4) Blade Type: Serrated Serrations with Sawtooth Spine

5) Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

6) Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide sharkskin overlays, includes compasses. Handle also houses ( 2 ) awesome death dealing, rear folding blades. Deployed by hidden IR early warning system.

7) Feature filled handle wrapped in the finest brass knuckles, with spikes and and a fine stonewash with patina

8) Handguards with SS razor tipped anchors

9) Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew. Ti beer opener w/optional pull through emergency blade sharpener

10) Red dot aiming system

11) Triple.. no wait quadro-heat treaded edge

12) Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade

13) Sheath with DNA recognition lock, friend or foe (FoF) system

14) DNA recognition lock on all tactical features of this knife

15) High density (depleted and safe for use) Ai pommel spike with internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliates precise impact strikes

16) Tactical chain lanyard with tow/gut hook

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Can't end the thread w/o displaying the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife!
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I am so proud that this is what was created in my thread :) thank you everyone.
Production will begin in about 2 years haha
 
cool. im sure this has got the dark ops staff and mall ninja fans jumping through the ceilings of their basements in excitement :D
 
I'd probably buy the blasted thing if someone built it - outrageous ..lmao :D
 
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I'd probably buy the blasted thing if someone built it - outrageous ..lmao :D
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I have one just like this in my garage. I keep it out there because it's awesome awesomeness interferes with our phone service, burns out the lights, and renders electronics useless. I also keep one in my bug-out bag.

I've developed an entire 147-move Kata for the "Ti beer opener". My mad skills are a thing of beauty. (Yew cain't tuch dis.)

~Chris

(ps - I sharpen it with my paper wheels. My diamond stones just crumble under the influence of such awesome tear-tempered steel.)
 
Some purposes are completely unnecessary i.e. any purposes supposedly attributed to any of these knives.
 
OMG! I laughd so hard I almost cr*pped my pants. They're a couple of dandies alright. I wouldn't buy anything from them. Can you imagine going through all of that to "illegally" conceal KNIFES when you could drop a Kahr PM 9 or a Ruger LCP is a small pocket holster?

Nice couple though. :D

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Images courtesy of eBay auction.
 
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