Tacticlol Knives

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citizensoldierNY said:
Those two are soon to be epic. If you check out there other items she is showing her fine self topless:barf:
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Thanks citizensoldierNY. Why'd I sign in and see this stuff? I can't believe fleabay would allow porn on their auction site. Like somebody wants to buy her rancid halter top or something? :eek: :barf::barf:
 
I had not bothered to check out their other items till you said that citizen. I'm glad they are blurry, but after looking so is everything else. My eyes are burned.

I apologize to all for posting that link. I did not know.

tipoc
 
Obviously this guy knows more about blades than all-ya-all put together. The tats on his chest alone tell ya that.

tipoc
 
GrinderMcgee said:
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One of my favorite folders but looks quite knarly.
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I don't care, I love my CS Black Sable. In fact I love all those super expensive $$$ "high-end" CS gentlemen Tacti-cool vs. "Tacticlol" knives out there, to include my Talwar, Espada, Black Sable, Black Talon and Black Rhino.

Just for a point of preference did the OP and a majority of follow-on posters just simply blindly misspell Tacticool and "Tacticlol" or do these terms have two distinct meanings?? Whatever the cool kids are calling things these days, I don't care in the least. I just want, at this point to see more mall-ninja "tacticool" gear for the mall operator on the go. To each their own, just keep those exploited child arsenals far away from me. Dork Ops and CMDR. Marcinko can lead the way. . . .
 
cziv said:
Any additions or if I missed something post it. Looks like the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife may be complete. Thanks to all collaborators. Special "props" to Stelth for the name, Atmosphere for the inscription and hardheart for his meticulous rendering. ;) I'm pitching CRK, Hinderer, KAI, CS in the next few days - all proceeds to go to buying copies for contributers in this thread! :thumbup: If the pic is too large let me know and I'll reduce it slightly.

Name: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

1) Blade Length: An impressive Laser-honed 12 inches of tear quenched steel

2) Steel: TQS-440AWE (Tear Quenched Steel 440 Awesome)

3) Coating: Double Black

4) Blade Type: Serrated Serrations with Sawtooth Spine

5) Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

6) Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide sharkskin overlays, includes compasses. Handle also houses ( 2 ) awesome death dealing, rear folding blades. Deployed by hidden IR early warning system.

7) Feature filled handle wrapped in the finest brass knuckles, with spikes and and a fine stonewash with patina

8) Handguards with SS razor tipped anchors

9) Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew. Ti beer opener w/optional pull through emergency blade sharpener

10) Red dot aiming system

11) Triple.. no wait quadro-heat treaded edge

12) Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade

13) Sheath with DNA recognition lock, friend or foe (FoF) system

14) DNA recognition lock on all tactical features of this knife

15) High density (depleted and safe for use) Ai pommel spike with internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliates precise impact strikes

16) Tactical chain lanyard with tow/gut hook

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Can't end the thread w/o displaying the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife!
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Holy Christ...

I'm not sure whether to applaud your sense of humor, the time you spent on the photoshopping or the fact that you've probably just created a means to your end of financial independence.

Call me if you need help marketing it. We can create an LLC together and run it from a factory erected on the grounds of a former Russian Gulag that was proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to have be responsible for the torture and extermination of numerous extraterrestrial beings. And Angels.

Thanks for the laugh brother.:D
 
Subterfuge7 said:
Just for a point of preference did the OP and a majority of follow-on posters just simply blindly misspell Tacticool and "Tacticlol" or do these terms have two distinct meanings??
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When a 'tactical' knife is so ridiculous you just LOL then it is 'tacticlol'! I am certain that spelling is deliberate.
 
cziv said:
My brother does wonders with innovative conceal carry & backup gear. Here's a couple more of his projects: Urban concealment Glock and M-16 :cool:

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Those pics are from Emails From an A**hole.
You liar :grumpy:
 
Zanuha said:
Those pics are from Emails From an A**hole.
You liar :grumpy:
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It was a joke from an email that my brother sent me and are also all over Google Images. The whole thread is a joke in case you haven't read and comprehended it. Are you calling me a liar and my little brother an a**hole?
 
cziv said:
It was a joke from an email that my brother sent me and are also all over Google Images. The whole thread is a joke in case you haven't read and comprehended it. Are you calling me a liar and my little brother an a**hole?
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It's called sarcasm. :P
 
Holy hell! Who drug this thread back up?

I wish I had some new offerings to share.
 
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