Tacticlol Knives

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runnin out of room, lol
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I don't know if anyone posted these, but I'm not about to scroll through 35 pages. ;)

Forget the knives. How about some tacticool chainsaws?



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an M16 with a chainsaw? thats just plain cool, IMO. good zombie killing capabilities.
and lol, the lanyard looks great hardheart
 
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7) Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew - an excellent touch, Ti beer opener optional
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Gold-Titanium beer opener is included on the Assassin-class and Odin-class models. Purchasers of the Operator-class baseline model will have to survive with only the corkscrew.

And as we all know, discerning operators won't be satisfied with anything but the full-on Odin-class Tactical Assault Package, which includes a tee-shirt (available in XXL and up) with a picture of the knife and the smaller "Stealth" version (opening up to a discrete eight inches), still easily concealable in a pants pocket.

Forthcoming is the Odin Plus upgrade, which includes a chest sheath for the Stealth SWEoFRV, because you can't make your enemies quake in fear if you hide the knife. Everyone needs to see it.
 
Any additions or if I missed something post it. Looks like the BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife may be complete. Thanks to all collaborators. Special "props" to Stelth for the name, Atmosphere for the inscription and hardheart for his meticulous rendering. ;) I'm pitching CRK, Hinderer, KAI, CS in the next few days - all proceeds to go to buying copies for contributers in this thread! :thumbup: If the pic is too large let me know and I'll reduce it slightly.

Name: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance

1) Blade Length: An impressive Laser-honed 12 inches of tear quenched steel

2) Steel: TQS-440AWE (Tear Quenched Steel 440 Awesome)

3) Coating: Double Black

4) Blade Type: Serrated Serrations with Sawtooth Spine

5) Blade Inscription: "Quenched in the tears of a thousand terrorists" (gold or silver)

6) Handle: Full tang with G-20 slabs and staggered, 1/4" wide sharkskin overlays, includes compasses. Handle also houses ( 2 ) awesome death dealing, rear folding blades. Deployed by hidden IR early warning system.

7) Feature filled handle wrapped in the finest brass knuckles, with spikes and and a fine stonewash with patina

8) Handguards with SS razor tipped anchors

9) Ballistic, tactical, titanium corkscrew. Ti beer opener w/optional pull through emergency blade sharpener

10) Red dot aiming system

11) Triple.. no wait quadro-heat treaded edge

12) Heat treated sharpened liners - use for backup emergency blade

13) Sheath with DNA recognition lock, friend or foe (FoF) system

14) DNA recognition lock on all tactical features of this knife

15) High density (depleted and safe for use) Ai pommel spike with internal gyroscopic guidance system that faciliates precise impact strikes

16) Tactical chain lanyard with tow/gut hook

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LMAO....

I sadly admit to not contritbuting much to this tread, only reading and enjoying it. Can I still get in on this must have BF Tacticlol 2010 Collaboration Knife?!
 
Wicked. I think it will be a hit. Followed by a smaller locker folder type, for the pocket.
Neck knife version?
 
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Mehhh! You call that TACTICAL?!? No smoke deployment, the blood groove does not extend to the tip (everyone knows that a good blood groove goes all the way from tip to hilt!), and how are you supposed to use the grappling hooks with that short little chain...nice try!

The gyro stabilizer in the handle is a nice touch though.

I can not fool anyone...I have 3 of these on order...I wish I could afford the whole run to prevent any of my "could be" attackers from obtaining one.
 
nah man! the chain is the lanyard! its super heavy duty and awesome!
and it can be used as a grappling hook AND an anchor!
 
unit said:
Mehhh! You call that TACTICAL?!? No smoke deployment, the blood groove does not extend to the tip (everyone knows that a good blood groove goes all the way from tip to hilt!), and how are you supposed to use the grappling hooks with that short little chain...nice try!

The gyro stabilizer in the handle is a nice touch though.

I can not fool anyone...I have 3 of these on order...I wish I could afford the whole run to prevent any of my "could be" attackers from obtaining one.
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Pictures of your knives and reciepts or it didn't happen.....:D
 
unit said:
Mehhh! You call that TACTICAL?!? No smoke deployment, the blood groove does not extend to the tip (everyone knows that a good blood groove goes all the way from tip to hilt!), and how are you supposed to use the grappling hooks with that short little chain...nice try!

The gyro stabilizer in the handle is a nice touch though.

I can not fool anyone...I have 3 of these on order...I wish I could afford the whole run to prevent any of my "could be" attackers from obtaining one.
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Man you can't please everybody!! :D
 
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