I've had many funny things said to me over the years. Though most people that know me at all, know I love knives, and always have a couple, at least, on me at any time....As well as forty five. But that's for another thread.
Anyway, my boy also started collecting when quite young. Obviously a little because of dad, but started really from interest of super cheap imports at tourist trap shops. The knife he took on his first boy scout overnighter was a Kershaw Scallion. Certainly not a bushcraft knife, but it was a hit at the campfire. But his scout knife soon became a ZT0566. And on from there.
So one year he wanted to give his best friend a knife for Christmas. His friend was infatuated with a certain Kershaw assisted opener that he had. So D saved some money and bought one for his friend. The day after trading gifts, his friend brought it back. He was obviously sad, but just said that his father insisted that it was an illegal switchblade, and he could be in trouble for even holding it. My son just laughed and said, "Uh ok, but maybe your dad should go back to law school". That had me laughing all day.
Ok, so maybe he was a terrible lawyer, but certainly knew better than that. Don't go lying to your kid because you don't want him to have something. Lame. I asked my boy if he was ok, and he said... "I'm great. With gift cards I got, and returning this knife, I've got enough for another knife I want." What a great kid.