The "Ask Nathan a Question" Thread

[Moorik]

That is funny. Respectfully. But that is funny.

I'm extremely glad that people were able to laugh at my ironic joke!
P.S
I really hope there's no way this can be taken literally!

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

I think, deep down, he's doing it out of love!

Hmmm......Stockholm syndrome? Did Nathan abuse you for several years and ask, "why do you make me hit you?"....

I mean that sounds more like tanto's jam, but maybe it was night nathan

 

[SharpBits]

I still feel like a newb here.

 

[Casinostocks]

Nathan, high time for the Competition Chopper 2.0 to move up the Whiteboard? Yes?

 

[trevitrace]

Howsa bout that axe for 2026? Seems like a fine year to unveil one.

 

[yoko]

Nathan the Machinist could you post some light chopper pics if you have any?!

Thank you!

(I'm very excited lol)

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Nathan the Machinist could you post some light chopper pics if you have any?!

Thank you!

(I'm very excited lol)

Yes

 

[Elgatodeacero]

Will 2026 be “The Year of The CPK Boar Spear”?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Will 2026 be “The Year of The CPK Boar Spear”?

No

 

[Fonedork]

Will 2026 be “The Year of The CPK Boar Spear”?

Couldn’t you take the handles off a shiv or something and screw it onto a haft, or make a bracket that screws into the handle and onto a haft, maybe with quillons for boars and such

 

[Daverous]

Nathan, should I buy this and start producing a metal version of myself since the machine was made the same year I was born?

Seems cheaper than health insurance.

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/422200328783762/?ref=browse_tab

 

[bluemax_1]

Nathan, should I buy this and start producing a metal version of myself since the machine was made the same year I was born?

Seems cheaper than health insurance.

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/422200328783762/?ref=browse_tab

“Iron Man: The Beginning” Coming soon (two weeks?).

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Couldn’t you take the handles off a shiv or something and screw it onto a haft, or make a bracket that screws into the handle and onto a haft, maybe with quillons for boars and such

Yes and I do need to make one of these.

 

[DKong94]

Hello Nathan, I hope this message finds you well.
What do you think of my locking mechanism?

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Nathan isn’t answering because Mumm’s the word.

 

[abraves]

I'm extremely glad that people were able to laugh at my ironic joke!
P.S
I really hope there's no way this can be taken literally!

Only to some. I've been trying to find the sarcastic script for years.

 

[ron finkbeiner jr]

Mr. Nathan, do you like hot chocolate and if so, how do you make yours?

 

[KnifeVice]

Sorry, that’s proprietary information. #notnathan

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Hello Nathan, I hope this message finds you well.
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Uhhhh

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Mr. Nathan, do you like hot chocolate and if so, how do you make yours?

With dark chocolate, minimal sugar, and rum.