The Dork Ops guys have their own forum!

Gentlebeings, let's not start a witch hunt. If you have some actual reason to believe a member might be a troll sneaking in again please send me an email with your evidence and I'll look into it.

We have a member named Watcher and another named Robert but they've both been around a while and I don't think either one is Lone Wolf.
 
hi all,
in the other thread i wrote how the Do story is seen from an italian perspective.
I could state that what Kiri wrote in his effective post is what happened also here.
same law than UK.in a country where everybody carried a knife.in past.
i grew up seeing my father carring and using a knife (and he still do) , my grandmother gave me a Sak at the age of 10.

last month , in Napoli , the government prohibited to SELL knives (normally allowed , in any kind and size) , because of a camorra-related stabbing and the subsequential media-hype..they mixed up horror stories, bad knife-advertising , knife training courses etc..

nowadays, when i take off my navigator PE 2,5 " - ( !! ) or when i say that i attend to scrima lessons, i'm watched as a dangerous freak, or like a forty yrs old man with the Peter Pan syndrome..

last thing we need is to give more gasoline to the lynching attitude of media,i think.. :)

i saw that the website has the shopping cat. working, or at least is possible navigate it, since they doesnt wrote anything on pre-ordering or, i assume that they have a stock ready. someone signed for ? :)

regards
 
Cougar Allen said:
...We have a member named Watcher and another named Robert but they've both been around a while and I don't think either one is Lone Wolf.
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Rest assured, it isn't me! :D
 
I notice they're forum has been down all day. I guess it was easier to unplug than to moderate, respond to criticism, and answer questions...

-Bob
 
DaveH said:
If you deanimate a forum, what kind of "spray" do you get?
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At above freezing temps you get cyber-spray.
Below freezing...pixel-spray.

Covertly speaking, of course.
 
Gollnick said:
What? The forum has been... "deanimated"...? Say it isn't so!
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DaveH said:
If you deanimate a forum, what kind of "spray" do you get?
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Ebbtide said:
At above freezing temps you get cyber-spray.
Below freezing...pixel-spray.

Covertly speaking, of course.
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I always like these Dark Ops threads because you guys start using their lingo like this and it really gets funny. LOL. :D
 
Gollnick said:
What? The forum has been... "deanimated"...? Say it isn't so!
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Their forum still appears to be "deanimated" and can't be accessed. They say that they're undergoing maintenance. I guess their forum was created for all those super secret covert-op tutu wearing ninjas who've managed to buy every single Dork Ops knife in existence, cause I sure haven't seen one available for sale. Maybe it's me, but how the heck do you start a forum for knives that no one has even bought or seen in person?
 
I took a lot of Advertising and Marketing in College.
I think they're going to have to revise the textbooks now. ;)
 
The D.O. marketing stradegy should be in every textbook as examples of what NOT to do. :)

*Create advertising campaign that includes blatant lies and mis-truths
*Don't waste time developing an original product line, steal someone else's
*Use crappy mock-ups for initial product reveal to consumers
*Use graphically violent language in public advertisements

Imagine if Ford Motor Company followed suite:
Come see our new Ford Camaro. Ford has been developing and testing this car for 3,000 years. It's vaguely based on the Chevy Camaro, but with many improvements. Racecar drivers worldwide prefer this car over any other. Every Ford Camaro includes a front-end pedestrian rake guaranteed to not leave bloody mess on windshield. Pre-orders accepted, cash only please. Delivery time unknown.

-Bob
 
Bob W said:
The D.O. marketing stradegy should be in every textbook as examples of what NOT to do. :)

*Create advertising campaign that includes blatant lies and mis-truths
*Don't waste time developing an original product line, steal someone else's
*Use crappy mock-ups for initial product reveal to consumers
*Use graphically violent language in public advertisements

Imagine if Ford Motor Company followed suite:
Come see our new Ford Camaro. Ford has been developing and testing this car for 3,000 years. It's vaguely based on the Chevy Camaro, but with many improvements. Racecar drivers worldwide prefer this car over any other. Every Ford Camaro includes a front-end pedestrian rake guaranteed to not leave bloody mess on windshield. Pre-orders accepted, cash only please. Delivery time unknown.

-Bob
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Sidenote: Ford Camaro's grill also acts to control blood spray for when you just don't want to slow down at school crossings.
 
Bob W said:
Come see our new Ford Camaro. Ford has been developing and testing this car for 3,000 years. It's vaguely based on the Chevy Camaro, but with many improvements. Racecar drivers worldwide prefer this car over any other. Every Ford Camaro includes a front-end pedestrian rake guaranteed to not leave bloody mess on windshield. Pre-orders accepted, cash only please. Delivery time unknown.
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LOL! :D

Umm. OK. Will you have free beer at your booth?
 
Of course there will be free beer at the Ford Camaro booth at every auto show. Drinking and driving are a natural combination in the Ford Camaro which features special shot-glass size cup holders!


Ford Camaro's grill also acts to control blood spray for when you just don't want to slow down at school crossings.
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And don't forget that the Ford Camaro goes zero to Mach III in six seconds and gets 100MPG.
 
Free beer, of course. But we might not have a Ford Camaro available, since they're all out on covert Smoky-and-the-Bandit operations. But will will have a Chevy Camaro there with the nametag changed. :)

-Bob
 
Jeez, you guys haven't even seen the Ford Camero yet, and already you are trashing it. Show some prior restraint and stop violating the first amendment!
 
Covert deanimation is the opposite of Overt reanimation -

The latter being a very close held technique of bladework attributed to the Grandmaster of the Dork Arts, "El Dorko".

The technique can only be accomplished using a Dork Ops product -

(Duh!)

The only question left is..."Do you Dork?"

GW
 
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