The final Snarkdown!

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Chameleonbear said:
I hit the three tenets of Beckerdom for breakfast. Cast iron skillet, bacon, and Becker knives. Took my skillet made a pound of bacon, removed it and added micro-julienned potatoes that were soaked in water to remove the starch, then moved them to a non-stick skillet to crisp them. Then made eggs too.
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No wonder your calculator always comes up with 80085 - you cant count past 2. Those are not three tenets; there are like...let's see, carry the 1's....that's....almost 6! ± a standard deviation, depending on the variable "B" representing the number of Beckers used. Didn't they teach you math in high school? Also, you didn't use enough bacon. hopefully the "micro-julienned" potatoes (whatever the hell those are) managed to absorb all the leftover bacon suet. Non-kosher latkes.....my favorite kind.
 
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This made me laugh this morning!
 
Chameleonbear said:
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This made me laugh this morning!
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Whats crazy is that I have personally seen evidence of this. Huskys, Malamutes, and other related breeds seem to think in a way thats different from normal dogs, and they are definitely fans of defying physics.
Saw a husky climb a tree to get at a squirrel, and climb back down again. It still doesn't sit right in my brain, even after seeing it ..lol
 
I know Guyon has shared his Remora holster love in here before..... They are running a deal on their site right now - 30% off plus free mag carrier with every order.

Wanted to try one out and couldn't resist with the sale. Went with the leather lined version as it supposed to be slightly thinner
 
Guyon said:
It was worth the calories.

Lose your calculator in a drunken trigonometry accident? No problem. Vending machine's got you covered.

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I bet everything in that vending machine tastes pretty sh!tty!
 
Followed up the Waysider breakfast with a bowl of delicious seafood gumbo (not shown) and the most excellent shrimp and grits AND fried green tomatoes below.

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^WOAH, I could definitely eat that right now Guyon :(. Damn...
On the bright side, I'm drinking one of those sweet sweet Westvleteren beers at the moment. I'm so happy, almost makes me cry :'(.
 
Despite my generally Grinchy attitude, I somehow got talked into going and getting a Christmas tree today. I admit it looks nice, and since Ang's mom and aunt came over to help her decorate it, I didn't have to do hardly any work. They also made a wreath from the branches I trimmed off, and it came out pretty cool.
 
Pics of the tree, James? We're still in doubt of putting one up. We've been having this wild cat that became more and more familiar with us. It's sleeping indoors these days, but it might piss against the tree or jump in it or something :D
 
james terrio said:
Despite my generally Grinchy attitude, I somehow got talked into going and getting a Christmas tree today. I admit it looks nice, and since Ang's mom and aunt came over to help her decorate it, I didn't have to do hardly any work. They also made a wreath from the branches I trimmed off, and it came out pretty cool.
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I can hear the drip, drip of your icy Grinch heart melting....;)
 
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