The "Help, I have a crappy knife" Poll

Who's the Crappiest of them all?

  • 1. JeffSenPai: "The Cardboard Killer" (Post #33)

    Votes: 4 8.3%

  • 2. PWatkins: "Hay Stack Reject" (Post #34)

    Votes: 13 27.1%

  • 3. Rykjeklut: "Shambling Shuffle" (Post #35)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 4. Hickory N Steel: "Rattle-Boker" (Post #49)

    Votes: 3 6.3%

  • 5. Nathan Temple: "Elvish Rune Blade" (Post #56)

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • 6. ChazzyP: "Beat Down Buck" (Post #58)

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • 7. Jaseman: "Flock of Jaguars" (Post #69)

    Votes: 11 22.9%

  • 8. Grease: "Handicap-able Cane" (Post #75)

    Votes: 6 12.5%

  • 9. Todd21969: "Pakistan Strikes Back" (Post #80)

    Votes: 4 8.3%

  • 10. Bearfacedkiller: "Shrade's Shame" (Post #90)

    Votes: 3 6.3%
  • Total voters
    48
  • Poll closed .
I'm disappoint my personal favourite (the motherboard butter stabber) has been pre-eliminated. It's OK, I voted for the next worst. Please, when you have the winner, PM me the best way to make my pledged contribution.
 
Haha, the Shambling Shuffle is a great name :D
I actually managed to break a big chunk of its high quality blade last week, and then passed it on to a coworker.

Anyway, I've passed my vote. Great thread and initiative, stuff like this is one of the reasons I finally decided to make an account. :thumbsup:
 
herisson said:
I'm disappoint my personal favourite (the motherboard butter stabber) has been pre-eliminated. It's OK, I voted for the next worst. Please, when you have the winner, PM me the best way to make my pledged contribution.
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That was my pick also ! :(
 
We have a narrow 1 vote difference between the front runners. Last weekend to get your votes in; voting ends on Monday morning.
 
Hackenslash said:
We have a narrow 1 vote difference between the front runners. Last weekend to get your votes in; voting ends on Monday morning.
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Since the votes are so close maybe me and jaseman could carry our crappy knives and post some pics of them in use to help decide the winner.It could be " The Crappy Knife " challenge. :)
 
PWatkins said:
Since the votes are so close maybe me and jaseman could carry our crappy knives and post some pics of them in use to help decide the winner.It could be " The Crappy Knife " challenge. :)
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No worries, if it ends up a tie we'll figure out something. In a way, a tie confirms my belief that there are many crappy knives in the world that are peers to one another! Is there a worldwide crappiest? The world may never know.
 
What a great gesture Hack!! Love it!
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Vote cast.
Would like to donate to this just cause!! Please PM me.
 
PWatkins said:
Since the votes are so close maybe me and jaseman could carry our crappy knives and post some pics of them in use to help decide the winner.It could be " The Crappy Knife " challenge. :)
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Ok, so the Crappy knife challenge was a dumb idea. I tried to use the haystack reject to open a box. I put my thumb on the back of the blade to make the cut and the little bugger closed on me. I took a look to see what happened and this is what I found.

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luckily it wasn't sharp enough to cut me:eek:
 
PWatkins said:
Ok, so the Crappy knife challenge was a dumb idea. I tried to use the haystack reject to open a box. I put my thumb on the back of the blade to make the cut and the little bugger closed on me. I took a look to see what happened and this is what I found.

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luckily it wasn't sharp enough to cut me:eek:
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Okay, you've got my vote!

J jaseman , ball's in your court. Give me a reason to change my vote back. :D
 
PWatkins said:
Since the votes are so close maybe me and jaseman could carry our crappy knives and post some pics of them in use to help decide the winner.It could be " The Crappy Knife " challenge. :)
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I'll be working a race this weekend, so I'll throw them in my gear bag, and try to get shots!

I'll also be leaving for a two week vacation on Tuesday, driving to the Grand Canyon (if I should happen to win, may take me a while to respond). I'll throw them in the truck, and try to get some traveling shots.

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Tucked them in my track bag for a weekend playing with cars. If I have to cut a driver out of his belts, it'll be the Spydie or a fixed blade (not risking someone's life on them), but all other uses will be one of the Jag's

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jaseman said:
I'll be working a race this weekend, so I'll throw them in my gear bag, and try to get shots!

I'll also be leaving for a two week vacation on Tuesday, driving to the Grand Canyon (if I should happen to win, may take me a while to respond). I'll throw them in the truck, and try to get some traveling shots.

Edit to add:
Tucked them in my track bag for a weekend playing with cars. If I have to cut a driver out of his belts, it'll be the Spydie or a fixed blade (not risking someone's life on them), but all other uses will be one of the Jag's

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Check the lockup on them before you try to use them. They may suffer from the same problem mine has.
 
Ok, so they didn't see much use today, but 'Flock of Jaguars' did make it to the racetrack today. The little one did cut a kiwi, but a butter knife will do that. Tried to cut an orange with the big one, and while it did 'open' it up, it was more of a squishing action.

Tried to get a pic with some race cars in the background, but taking photos while we have running cars is highly frowned upon.

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Last night to vote. Looks like we’re neck and neck down the stretch!
 
The members of Blade Forums have spoken! PWatkins PWatkins , your "Hay Stack Reject" is the crappiest knife in our contest...at least for today.

Please private message me the email that you'd like to use for your BladeHQ eGift card.
@b00n , Pilsner Pilsner , palonej palonej , @LG&M , I think you all wanted to be notified when a winner emerged from the cloud of Poop. If you want to kick in some funds, shoot me a PM with what you had in mind and I'll send you the email info for PWatkins.

PWatkins, if you would, please post a picture of what you end up getting to retire the Hay Stack Reject. It'll be nice closure :p.

To those of you who didn't win, this has been fun and I'd like to do this again sometime soon. Life's too short for crappy knives, let's do what we can to wipe them from existence!
 
Way to go, I'm sure a good blade will end up in the hands of someone who could really use it.

I guess blue is popular here, if only I still had my truly crappiest knife which was blue. But it had to be thrown away.
 
Me too, sent you a PM on Tuesday.

[@b00n , Pilsner Pilsner , palonej palonej , @LG&M , I think you all wanted to be notified when a winner emerged from the cloud of Poop. If you want to kick in some funds, shoot me a PM with what you had in mind and I'll send you the email info for PWatkins.]
 
Sorry if you've been trying to get in touch with me, I've been on the road all week. Let me look at messages and reply accordingly. PWatkins already has a gift card that I sent directly and I'll get their info to anyone who wanted to kick in also.
 
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